What Will He Do with It? — CompleteLytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
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What Will He Do with It? — Complete
Lytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
English fiction -- 19th century
“Enough, enough,” said Mrs. Crane, recoiling perhaps from that grateful
benediction. “You have been faithful to me, as none else have ever been;
but this time I do not serve you in return so much as I meant to do. The
service is reciprocal, if your brother-in-law will do me a favour. He
takes with him his daughter, a mere child. Bridget, let them enter
their names on the steam-vessel as William and Sophy Waife; they can, of
course, resume their own name when the voyage is over. There is the fare
for them, and something more. Pooh, no thanks. I can spare the money.
See your brother-in-law the first thing in the morning; and remember
that they go by the next vessel, which sails from Liverpool on
Thursday.”
CHAPTER XVI.
Those poor pocket-cannibals, how society does persecute them! Even
a menial servant would give warning if disturbed at his meals. But
your man-eater is the meekest of creatures; he will never give
warning, and--not often take it.
Whatever the source that had supplied Jasper Losely with the money from
which he had so generously extracted the sovereigns intended to console
Waife for the loss of Sophy, that source either dried up or became
wholly inadequate to his wants; for elasticity was the felicitous
peculiarity of Mr. Losely’s wants. They accommodated themselves to the
state of his finances with mathematical precision, always requiring
exactly five times the amount of the means placed at his disposal. From
a shilling to a million, multiply his wants by five times the total
of his means, and you arrived at a just conclusion. Jasper called upon
Poole, who was slowly recovering, but unable to leave his room; and
finding that gentleman in a more melancholy state of mind than usual,
occasioned by Uncle Sam’s brutal declaration that “if responsible for
his godson’s sins he was not responsible for his debts,” and that he
really thought “the best thing Samuel Dolly could do, was to go to
prison for a short time and get whitewashed,” Jasper began to lament his
own hard fate: “And just when one of the finest women in Paris has come
here on purpose to see me,” said the lady-killer,--“a lady who keeps her
carriage, Dolly! Would have introduced you, if you had been well enough
to go out. One can’t be always borrowing of her. I wish one could.
There’s mother Crane would sell her gown off her back for me; but ‘Gad,
sir, she snubs, and positively frightens me. Besides, she lays traps
to demean me; set me to work like a clerk!--not that I would hurt your
feelings, Dolly: if you are a clerk, or something of that sort, you are
a gentleman at heart. Well, then, we are both done up and cleaned out;
and my decided opinion is, that nothing is left but a bold stroke.”
“I have no objection to bold strokes, but I don’t see any; and Uncle
Sam’s bold stroke of the Fleet prison is not at all to my taste.”
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