“I intended to have President Britt and a committee of the directors
count up the coin with me, sir. But it can't be possible--not with the
Sub-treasury seal--not after--”
“If you're able to walk, you'd better go over into the bank and take
a look at what was in those sacks, Mr. Cashier.” The examiner put a
sardonic twist upon the appellation. “The sight may help your thoughts
while you are running over the matter in your mind between now and
to-morrow morning.”
Vaniman rose from the chair. He was flushed. “Mr. Starr, I protest
against this attitude you're taking! From the very start you have acted
as if I am a guilty man--guilty of falsifying accounts, and now of
stealing the bank's money.”
There was so much fire in Vaniman's resentment that Starr was taken down
a few pegs. He replied in a milder tone: “I don't intend to put any name
on to the thing as it stands. But I'm here to examine a bank, and I find
a combination of crazy bookkeeping and a junk shop. My feelings are to
be excused.”
“I'll admit that, sir. But you found something else! You found me in the
vault, you say. It is plain that I was shut in that vault with the time
lock on; otherwise it wouldn't have been necessary to lug me out by that
other way, whatever it is!” He snapped accusatory gesture at the
open door of Britt's vault and flashed equally accusatory gaze at the
president. “Do you think I was trying to commit suicide by that kind of
lingering agony?”
“Seeing how you admit that you excuse my feelings, Vaniman, I'll admit,
for my part, that you've certainly got me on that point. It doesn't look
like a sensible plan of doing away with yourself, provided there is
any sense in suicide, anyway! You say you were not aware of Mr. Britt's
private passage?” he quizzed.
“Most certainly I knew nothing about it.”
“I suppose, however, the vault door is time-locked. To be sure, we were
pretty much excited when we tried to open it--”
“Verily, ye were!”
The voice was deep and solemn. The sound jumped the four persons in
Britt's office. Framed in the door of Britt's vault was Prophet Elias.
“How did you get in here?” thundered “Foghorn Fremont,” first to get his
voice.
“Not by smiting with the rod of Moses,” returned the Prophet,
considerable ire in his tone. “I pulled open the door of the bank vault
and walked in.”
“Britt, you'd better put up a sign of 'Lunatic Avenue' over that passage
and invite a general parade through,” barked Starr. “I've had plenty of
nightmares in my life, but never anything to equal this one, take it by
and large!”
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