When Men Grew Tall, or The Story of Andrew JacksonLewis, Alfred Henry
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When Men Grew Tall, or The Story of Andrew Jackson
Lewis, Alfred Henry
Jackson, Andrew, 1767-1845
The General's Cabinet is a house divided against itself. Cabineteers
Ingham, Branch, and Berrien align themselves with Statesman Calhoun on
this issue of the pretty Peg. For each has a ring in his nose, a wedding
ring, and his wife leads him about by it socially, hither and yon as
she chooses. Cabineteers Van Buren and Barry range themselves with
Cabineteer Eaton and the pretty Peg.
Cabineteer Van Buren is short, round, fat, smooth, adroit, ambitious,
and so much the mental tree-toad that, now when he is in contact with
the positive General, his every opinion takes its color from that
warrior. Also Cabineteer Van Buren is a widower, with no wife to lead
him socially by the nose. Hat in hand, he calls upon the pretty Peg--a
politeness which pleases the General tremendously.
Cabineteer Van Buren gives dinners, and asks the pretty Peg to perform
as hostess. With a wise eye on the General, he incites Cabineteer Barry,
who is a bachelor, to burst into similar dinners, with the pretty Peg in
command. By his suggestion, Minister Vaughn of the English and Minister
Krudener of the Russians, who like Cabineteer Barry are bachelors,
follow amiable suit. They give legation dinners, at which the pretty
Peg presides. The General adopts these brilliant examples with the White
House. The pretty Peg finds herself in control of such society high
ground as the English and Russian legations, two Cabinet houses besides
her own, and last and most important the White House itself. It is a
merry even if a savage war, and the pretty Peg is everywhere victorious.
Not everywhere! Mrs. Calhoun, as war-chief of the “Ladies of
Washington,” with Mrs. Ingham, Mrs. Branch, and Mrs. Berrien about
her as a staff, refuses to yield. These four indomitables and their
beflounced and be-feathered followers, noses uptilted in scorn of the
pretty Peg, prosecute their battle to the acrid end.
In the earlier stages, the General, his angry thoughts on Statesman
Clay, inclines to the belief that these attacks on the pretty Peg are of
that defeated personage's connivance, and says so to Wizard Lewis.
Wizard Lewis, when the General is inaugurated, is for returning to his
Cumberland home, but finds himself restrained by the lonesome General.
“What!” cries the latter, “would you leave me now, after doing more than
all the rest to land me here?”
Upon which reproach, Wizard Lewis remains, and lives in the White House
with the General. It befalls that with the earliest slanders of the
ophidians, Dominie Ely and Dominie Campbell, the General goes to Wizard
Lewis with accusations against Statesman Clay.
“It's that pit-viper, Henry Clay!” cries the General. “Major, the pet
employment of that scoundrel is the vindication of good women!”
Wizard Lewis holds to a different view. He declares that the secret
impulse of this base war is Statesman Calhoun, and proves it as events
unfold.
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