When the World Shook: Being an Account of the Great Adventure of Bastin, Bickley and ArbuthnotHaggard, H. Rider (Henry Rider)
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When the World Shook: Being an Account of the Great Adventure of Bastin, Bickley and Arbuthnot
Haggard, H. Rider (Henry Rider)
Adventure stories; Science fiction
In the end he did prepare breakfast though in a _distrait_ fashion;
indeed I found him beginning to make tea in the frying-pan. Bastin felt
that his opportunity had arrived, and was making ready to rise to the
occasion.
Also we felt, all three of us, that we were extremely shabby-looking
objects, and though none of us said so, each did his best to improve
his personal appearance. First of all Bickley cut Bastin’s and my hair,
after which I did him the same service. Then Bickley who was normally
clean shaven, set to work to remove a beard of about a week’s growth,
and I who wore one of the pointed variety, trimmed up mine as best I
could with the help of a hand-glass. Bastin, too, performed on his
which was of the square and rather ragged type, wisely rejecting
Bickley’s advice to shave it off altogether, offered, I felt convinced,
because he felt that the result on Bastin would be too hideous for
words. After this we cut our nails, cleaned our teeth and bathed; I
even caught Bickley applying hair tonic from his dressing case in
secret, behind a projecting rock, and borrowed some myself. He gave it
me on condition that I did not mention its existence to Bastin who, he
remarked, would certainly use the lot and make himself smell horrible.
Next we found clean ducks among our store of spare clothes, for the
Orofenans had brought these with our other possessions, and put them
on, even adding silk cumberbunds and neckties. My tie I fastened with a
pin that I had obtained in Egypt. It was a tiny gold statuette of very
fine and early workmanship, of the god Osiris, wearing the crown of the
Upper Land with the uraeus crest, and holding in his hands, which
projected from the mummy wrappings, the emblems of the crook, the
scourge and the _crux ansata_, or Sign of Life.
Bastin, for his part, arrayed himself in full clerical costume, black
coat and trousers, white tie and stick-up clergyman’s collar which, as
he remarked, made him feel extremely hot in that climate, and were
unsuitable to domestic duties, such as washing-up. I offered to hold
his coat while he did this office and told him he looked very nice
indeed.
“Beautiful!” remarked Bickley, “but why don’t you put on your surplice
and biretta?” (Being very High-Church Bastin did wear a biretta on
festival Sundays at home.) “There would be no mistake about you then.”
“I do not think it would be suitable,” replied Bastin whose sense of
humour was undeveloped. “There is no service to be performed at present
and no church, though perhaps that cave—” and he stopped.
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