When Valmond Came to Pontiac: The Story of a Lost Napoleon. CompleteParker, Gilbert
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When Valmond Came to Pontiac: The Story of a Lost Napoleon. Complete
Parker, Gilbert
Canadian fiction
“Not a go-dam,” said Duclosse, airing his one English oath. “The English
hate the Orleans too.” Lajeunesse looked from one to the other, then
burst into a laugh. “There’s two gills of rum for every man at twelve
o’clock to-day, so says His Excellency; and two yellow buttons for the
coat of every sergeant, and five for every captain. The English up there
in Quebec can’t do better than that, can they? And will they? No. Does a
man spend money on a hell’s foe, unless he means to give it work to do?
Pish! Is His Excellency like to hang back because Monsieur De la Riviere
says he’ll fetch the Government? Bah! The bully soldiers would come
with us as they went with the Great Napoleon at Grenoble. Ah, that! His
Excellency told me about that just now. Here stood the soldiers,”--he
mapped out the ground with his sword, “here stood the Great Napoleon,
all alone. He looks straight before him. What does he see? Nothing less
than a hundred muskets pointing at him. What does he do? He walks up to
the soldiers, opens his coat, and says, ‘Soldiers, comrades, is there
one of you will kill your Emperor?’ Damned if there was one! They
dropped their muskets, and took to kissing his hands. There, my dears,
that was the Great Emperor’s way, our Emperor’s father’s little way.”
“But suppose they fired at us ‘stead of at His Excellency?” asked the
mealman.
“Then, mealman, you’d settle your account for lightweights sooner than
you want.”
Duclosse twisted his mouth dubiously. He was not sure how far his
enthusiasm would carry him. Muroc shook his shaggy head in mirth.
“Well, ‘tis true we’re getting off to France,” said the lime-burner. “We
can drill as we travel, and there’s plenty of us for a start.”
“Morrow we go,” said Lajeunesse. “The proclamation’s to be out in an
hour, and you’re all to be ready by ten o’clock in the morning. His
Excellency is to make a speech to us to-night; then the General--ah,
what a fine soldier, and eighty years old!--he’s to give orders,
and make a speech also; and I’m to be colonel,”--he paused
dramatically,--“and you three are for captains; and you’re to have five
new yellow buttons to your coats, like these.” He drew out gold
coins and jingled them. Every man got to his feet, and Muroc let the
coffee-tin fall. “There’s to be a grand review in the village this
afternoon. There’s breakfast for you, my dears!”
Their exclamations were interrupted by Lajeunesse, who added: “And so my
Madelinette is to go to Paris, after all, and Monsieur Parpon is to see
that she starts right.”
“Monsieur” Parpon was a new title for the dwarf. But the great comedy,
so well played, had justified it. “Oh, His Excellency ‘ll keep his
oath,” said the mealman. “I’d take Elise Malboir’s word about a man
for a million francs, was he prince or ditcher; and she says he’s the
greatest man in the world. She knows.”
“That reminds me,” said Lajeunesse gloomily, “Elise has the black
fever.”
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