England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century; Great Britain -- History -- William IV, 1830-1837
There were two amusements somewhat fashionable in this reign, wife
selling and duelling. The former is still in existence, the latter is
extinct in England. The halter round the neck was used when the wife
was sold at market, it being considered that, being thus accoutred,
she was on a level with the cattle, and thus could be legally sold.
Here is a ballad of the period thereon.
"SALE OF A WIFE.
"Attend to my ditty, you frolicsome folk,
I'll tell you a story--a comical joke;
'Tis a positive fact, what I'm going to unfold,
Concerning a woman who by auction was sold.
_Chorus._
Then long may he flourish, and prosper through life,
The sailor that purchased the carpenter's wife.
"A carpenter lived not a mile off from here,
Being a little, or rather, too fond of his beer;
Being hard up for brass--it is true, on my life,
For ten shillings, by auction, he sold off his wife.
"The husband and wife they could never agree,
For he was too fond of going out on the spree;
They settled the matter, without more delay,
So, tied in a halter, he took her away.
"He sent round the bell-man, announcing the sale,
All in the hay-market, and that without fail;
The auctioneer came, with his hammer so smart,
And the carpenter's wife stood up in a cart.
[Illustration: Sale of a wife.]
"Now she was put up without grumble or frown,
The first bid was a tailor, that bid half a crown;
Says he, 'I will make her a lady so spruce,
And fatten her well upon cabbage and goose.'[23]
"'Five and sixpence three farthings,' a butcher then said,
'Six and ten,' said a barber, with his curly head;
Then up jump'd a cobbler, said he, 'In three cracks,
I'll give you nine shillings and two balls of wax.'
"'Just look at her beauty,' the auctioneer cries;
'She's mighty good-tempered, and sober likewise.'
'Damme,' said a sailor, 'she's three out of four,
Ten shillings I bid for her, not a screw more.'
"'Thank you, sir, thank you,' said the bold auctioneer,
'Going for ten. Is there nobody here
Will bid any more? Is not this a bad job?
Going! Going! I say--she's gone for ten bob.'
"The hammer was struck; that concluded the sale,
The sailor he paid down the brass on the nail;
He shook hands with Betsy, and gave her a smack,
And she jumped straddle-legs on to his back.
"The people all relished the joke, it appears,
And gave the young sailor three hearty good cheers;
He never cried stop, with his darling so sweet,
Until he was landed in Denison Street.
"They sent for fiddler and piper to play,
They danced and they sung, till the break of day;
Then Jack to his hammock with Betsy did go,
While the fiddler and piper played 'Rosin, the beau.'"
[Footnote 23: As applied to tailors, "cabbage" means the remnants of
cloth stolen in making up garments. The "goose" is the large iron used
for pressing seams, etc.]
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