Where England sets her feet: a romanceCapes, Bernard
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Where England sets her feet: a romance
Capes, Bernard
Adventure stories; Great Britain -- History -- Elizabeth, 1558-1603 -- Fiction; Historical fiction
Clerivault knocked thrice on the sideboard with a rolling-pin, and the
company assembled to its dinner in the great hall. The meal consisted
of two courses, the items of which, for any who may care to consult
them, figured as follows:--
First Course.
Calves’ foot soup
Poached eggs with hop-tops
Roasted hare and forcemeat balls
Fried hasty pudding
Mushrooms done in batter
Black-caps (or applejohns--baked apples served in custard).
Second Course.
Fried lampreys
A mess of cocks’ combs
Roasted crane
Spiced vegetables with eggs
A great pasty of boar’s head
Radishes
Flavons, or open cheesecakes
--with copious canary, malmsey, and flagons of strong October ale to
wash all down. The host, bareheaded, muttered for grace a brief
_Benedictus Benedicat_, to which all, save Grenville, removed their
hats--to put them on again to dine in.
‘I doff to no Latin,’ said the Sheriff, with a scowl.
Bagott moistened his unsteady lips with his tongue. He looked ill and
agitated. The unexpectedness of this visit, with the moral of
watchfulness and suspicion it implied, had sent his nerves by the
board. He was the mere delapidated ruin of his former self, bloated,
coarsened, discoloured. He could not control the twitching of his
features or the aphasia which muddled his speech. The signs of his
infirmity were too patent on him for any to mistake the cause. He only
stared, hearing the rebuke, as if at a loss for its provocation. But
Raleigh came to the rescue.
‘Unless to _caput aperio_,’ said he gaily. ‘For my part I would not be
so churlish to an old friend.’
‘No friend of mine,’ growled the other. ‘I always hated it--a Popish
crafty language. I was no College ape’ (Raleigh had been at Oriel) ‘to
learn to mince and lisp in tricked-up phrases. A dead language,
forsooth! Ay, and vampires they that feed on it. Give me full-blooded
English for my share.’
‘To bless the food, withal? An you spoke your fullest, we’d see it
blasted rather. I’ll say _Benedicat_ with all my heart, and see no
more craft in it than a short cut to the joint. Come, Dick: a pledge
to our host in better grace.’
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