Everyone has done something during the morning, and this make-believe of
a siesta is the due reward. Here upon the brink of the valley
topographers yawn and discover mountains; matrons remember their
complexions; mere youth its volatility.
All bask in a wonderful sunshine and are tolerant of evil. There is no
protest upon the projectile aimed erringly and discovering unsought
targets. The prettiest girls do not always show the prettiest ankles,
nor the middle-aged ladies the least desirable qualities. There is
flippancy of talk and act, a craving for ease not always gratified, and
a worship of the glories of Switzerland as honest as any article in the
social creed. If a subject be chosen and pursued, it is haltingly and
at intervals. Men yawn upon other men’s _bons-mots_—they have quick
ears chiefly for the whispers.
They were discussing Lily Delayne upon the afternoon of this particular
day, and not without that charity which remembered her as a baronet’s
wife. Led by Bess Bethune—whose father had known Sir Frederick
Kennaird—and kept in order by Dr. Orange, who was a man of the world
with good perceptions, it was unanimously resolved by the meeting that
her ladyship had been foolish to go to the chalet and would be more
foolish if she remained there. Had she not been a baronet’s wife, the
assembly might have arrived with justice at another conclusion; but the
daughter of Burnham Priory was a desirable acquisition, and as Lady
Coral-Smith remarked: "Not in any way responsible for the vices of an
irresponsible man." So the meeting carried the resolution _nem. con._,
and having carried it, settled down to remember all the "good things"
about Sir Luton which ready tongues and readier newspapers had recorded
these ten years.
Dr. Orange said very little, except to admit that Lady Delayne was a
very charming person, and to express his surprise that she had not
divorced the baronet long ago. This remark escaped him at a moment when
Bess Bethune had deserted the study of social jurisprudence for that of
the velocity of snow when obstructed by the bald head of a choleric
sleeper. When the young lady returned from her occupation, Lady
Coral-Smith took up the running with the observation that the measure of
a woman’s endurance is often the measure of her intellect, and that bad
men should certainly marry fools. This remark, directed to the dull
understanding of Major Boodle, pleased that worthy mightily, and he
echoed it with a succession of "Eh, what’s," which trilled like the
warblings of an asthmatic bird.
Thereafter silence fell and endured until the major thought that he
remembered a good story concerning the Delaynes, and was about to tell
it, when what should happen but that her ladyship appeared suddenly
among the company, and brought the men to their feet as though a
bombshell had fallen amongst them.
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