New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Television game show hosts -- Fiction
"You can't run a variety show like a girl's weeny roast," Bacon
continued. "Sooner or later some eager beaver is going to get a fork in
her eye and drop the marshmallows into the fire."
Borden's phone buzzed. He picked it up, murmured for a minute, put it
down and apologized.
"Now I'm the last man to blow the whistle on another man's act," Bacon
went on. "But we were in the fire last Sunday and if Jake hadn't cut
the heart of the plate from left field, they'd still be running the
bases. What we need is organization and direction. The show's got to be
handled like a military operation, and Sachs isn't the man to set up
the cadre."
"It isn't a question of talent," Borden said tactfully. "Nobody's
attacking Sachs on the genius level. But Ned feels the show needs a man
more experienced in--"
Borden's phone buzzed. He picked it up, murmured for a minute, put it
down and apologized.
"More experienced in the aspects of handling talent rather than
providing talent," he went on. He charmed Bacon with a tactful smile.
"Editor's note: This in no way implies that you can't or won't provide
talent when required."
Bacon swaggered up to Grabinett and stood over him. "Here it is,
wrapped for delivery. Sachs had his turn at bat. He couldn't get on
base. Now it's time for the clutch hitter to come up. Are you with me
or are you going to throw the game?"
Grabinett squirmed in his chair. "God damn it! This is my Almighty
show. I'm satisfied with Sachs."
"Your show?" Bacon laughed. "I'll read the fine print for you. Jake and
I worked this up together. It was a smart panel show with demonstrated
questions that had sell. You had Tom Bleutcher in your pocket and no
show for him. Of all the crap Bleutcher saw, he liked our package best.
But the network wouldn't sell the time unless they could put Mason to
work in a musical. So we all joined the team and pooled the bats and
gloves. Bleutcher let you shove a variety show down his throat. You let
the network hang Mason onto your budget. And we let you chisel fifty
percent of the package out of us. But what the hell did you contribute,
talentwise, that makes you the Captain?"
"I'm satisfied with Sachs!" Grabinett shouted.
"The rest of us aren't, so Sachs goes."
"And I'm not the only Almighty one satisfied with Sachs, so he stays."
"I've got my boys with me. Who've you got?"
"I got Lennox."
"Enlighten him, Jake," Bacon drawled.
Lennox took a deep breath. "Ned, I'm sorry. I have to vote with Mel."
Bacon's face froze.
"I know what your problem is, Ned, and you know I sympathize. But I've
got problems too. I've got to go along with Mel."
"You yellow scab! You're selling me out? What was the price? Don't I
even get a chance to bid against his thirty pieces of silver?"
"If I'd known in time I'd have warned you."
"You didn't have the guts, you cheap--"
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