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"You ought to see my ribs," he laughed. "I'll let you autograph them."
"You mean you're in a cast."
"No, just tape."
"Let me see."
"Sightseeing on odd Mondays only."
"Let me see, Roy," Gabby repeated firmly. She reached out, unbuttoned
Audibon's shirt and opened it. His entire left side was bound with
white adhesive tape from spine to chest. She was so shocked and upset
that Audibon's hopes began to kindle. He let her rebutton the shirt and
adjust his tie.
"Artistic, isn't it?" he said. "They're poets of the intercostals up at
Gracie Hospital."
"I want to pay," Gabby said.
"Pay? What?"
"The hospital bill."
"Why?"
"It was partly my fault. Maybe it was all my fault."
"No," Audibon said. "Not your fault. Never."
"I think I should make it up to you somehow."
"Do you?" Audibon's hopes rose even higher. "We'll discuss it."
The cab dropped them at the network and they took the elevator up to
the big studio. It was an enormous room, half the size of an armory,
blazing with flesh-colored lights hanging in thick clusters fifty
feet overhead. On the studio floor were set up a country schoolroom
with a blackboard on which the solar system was chalked, a miniature
space-station, the interior of a rocket ship, half an observatory
including a six-inch telescope, half a laboratory with an electronic
microscope. The telescope and microscope were practical.
Before a fifty-foot moonscape cyclorama, a symphony orchestra was
rehearsing "The Music Of The Spheres" from Gustave Holst's "The
Planets." Alongside the orchestra, a technician was sprinkling glitter
on the show title HOW TO KNOW THE UNIVERSE. There were six cameras on
the floor. Six hundred yards of cable coiled around the sets.
The door from the dressing rooms opened and Galileo entered the studio.
He was followed by Albert Einstein in violent dispute with Jules Verne.
They were joined by Sir Isaac Newton and a striking red-headed girl who
looked incongruous in a Victorian dress and pince nez. Six children
from the Professional Children's School clustered around a piano on
which a man in a spacesuit and fishbowl helmet played softly.
"THIS IS YOUR UNIVERSE!" a voice blasted on a loud-speaker. There were
muffled commands from the control talk-back and the voice tried it
again with different inflections: "THIS IS YOUR UNIVERSE!"
Audibon rejoined Gabby after a lightning tour of the studio and took
her to a dark corner behind stacked flats, inhabited by a soda fountain
and a potbellied stove. It was illuminated by the twelve-inch screen
of a small monitor which cut dizzily from camera to camera, picking
up a fag director, a fag assistant, a fag floor-manager, a fag camera
director, a fag makeup artist, and finally following the red-headed
girl's interesting bottom as she strolled around the studio.
"THIS IS YOUR UNIVERSE, EXPANDING WITH THE SPEED OF LIGHT INTO NEW
INFINITIES!"
"Hello, pet," Audibon said softly.
"Hello, Roy."
"I'm sorry about last night too."
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