New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Television game show hosts -- Fiction
"I'll settle for the Coney Island station," the pilot said. "How about
it?"
"Why not?" Lennox said. Suddenly he began to laugh. "Do you know, I've
never been to Coney Island in all my life? Why not now?"
"It's dead now."
"I'll be dead tomorrow. Why not catch up on everything I've missed?
What the hell am I so damned gloomy for? I'm going to enjoy."
The Cub circled and soared over the Upper Bay and sneaked down through
breaks in the heavy nacreous blanket. There was no chop on the water
off Coney Island, but there was a swinging groundswell as they taxied
in to the small station. It made the brandy and Irish fume pleasantly
inside Lennox.
He paid off the pilot, parted from him genially, found a saloon, and
requested to be served with "Dog's Nose," a drink he recollected from
Dickens. He was now in the first, or literary stage of drunkenness.
The bartender consulted his blue book and regretfully reported that
no such drink was listed. Lennox settled for a pair of Boilermakers
and wandered out to the desolate amusement park, empty, canvassed and
boarded up.
Lennox beamed. He took out his gimmick book and silver pencil, turned
to a clean page and wrote: "Blessed be the man who sells joy. He is
humanity's benefactor." He tore the page out, folded it and slipped it
under the shutter of a dormant shooting gallery. He strolled to the
ticket office of the roller coaster, wrote: "Better to be happy than
wise," and tucked it under the window.
To the Half Man Half Woman booth he donated "Pleasure is virtue's gayer
name." To the 25 CANNIBAL BEAUTIES 25 he contributed "Life is not life
at all without delight." And for the Giant Swing he wrote: "Pleasure
is the sovereign bliss of humankind." As he was tucking this fond
salutation under the door of the box-office, a thought struck him. He
opened the slip, considerately wrote "Alexander Pope 1688-1744" under
the quotation and replaced the message.
He left the amusement park, bought a pack of cigarettes and hailed a
cab. He told the driver to take him back to The Rock, and as they sped
along the Belt Parkway, he opened the pack and lit up.
"Look at me smoking. I'm intox'ated," he told himself, and laughed
immoderately, thinking of the dear Shroff.
The fog slowed the traffic and there was a slight jam as they
approached the tunnel to Manhattan Island. The car behind them lost its
temper and began an exasperating horn honking.
"That's rude," Lennox muttered. He called: "Stop, driver!"
The cab stopped its forward crawl, Lennox got out, went to the car
behind them, bowed politely, opened the engine hood and pulled the
wires off the horn. He marched back to the cab, got in, and with a
grand air ordered: "Drive on, coachman. Drive on!"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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