New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Television game show hosts -- Fiction
"Lovely. Wait for me downstairs in the bar."
"How long?"
"I'll be able to sneak out an hour after he gets back."
"He'll be back any minute.... Unless he's going to hop into New Year.
Bunion and Over."
"Metatarsal," she said and hung up.
Lennox shook his head in disgust with himself. Then he brightened and
went upstairs. There was a good broad arm-rest for standees in the back
of the house. He leaned against it and tried to focus on the stage.
Some kind of mood piece was in progress, filled with long, poetic
pauses. Lennox napped comfortably until the applause at the end of the
act woke him up.
He was thirsty. He had two stingers in the saloon alongside the
theater, one with green mint and one with white to determine whether
his palate had lost its famed sensitivity.
"I am happy to announce," he announced to the bartender, "that my
palate has lost none of its famed sensitivity." He pointed to the
glasses. "That is Spearmint '34. A very good year. That is Wintergreen
'26. Its pert bouquet is unmistakable to a palate of famed sensitivity."
Lennox walked east to The Brompton House. New Year's horns were
beginning to blare in the streets with the sound that boys make when
they blow through blades of grass pressed between their thumbs. Lennox
paced massively. He had reached the Gibraltar stage of drunkenness, a
mixture of Johnsonian gravity and pathological lying.
In the bar of The Brompton House, jammed by the overflow of
respectables from the grill room, he ordered a pitcher of French 75s
and two glasses. Olga was nowhere in sight, but Lennox knew better than
to trust to his sight. He tapped a handsome bald gentleman with leaden
complexion and kindly features who was seated alongside him.
"Would you be good enough to lend me your stool, sir? Just for a
moment."
The gentleman got off the stool. Lennox mounted it and teetered on
top, four feet above the crowd. He whistled shrilly with two fingers,
waited for Olga to notice him if she were present, and then climbed
down again.
"Thank you very much, sir."
"May I ask why you did that?" the gentleman inquired. He looked exactly
like a Roman Tribune and had a melodious southern drawl.
"One if by land, two if by sea," Lennox answered significantly. "Our
identification code. You wouldn't expect us to sing the Internationale
for a signal, would you? Not here."
The leaden-faced gentleman stared. Lennox nodded darkly,
drank a 75 and offered a glass to his companion. "To the
_counter_-counter-revolution," he said. "This year is yours. Next year
is ours."
"How do you mean?"
"This country's been living in a dream," Lennox sneered.
"Communists.... Tcha! They're our decoys. We use them for red herrings
to conceal us. The real us. We are the danger."
"Who are the danger?" the man asked intently.
"Us. We.... Us."
"Can you name names?"
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