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"What comes natal to a fella." He kissed her again and slid his hands
along her legs. She struggled violently, bruising his lips against his
teeth. She was breathing heavily. Lennox pinned her arms back with
his left arm while he gently slid her dress bodice down to her waist.
She screamed and bit his hand savagely. He let her go and sat up in
bewilderment.
"Why allv sudden?" he asked faintly.
She scrambled to her feet and backed away, hastily pulling the
dress bodice up into place. He squinted at her. She was shocked and
terrified, and gooseflesh showed on her arms. Suddenly he realized what
she was and the mistake he'd made.
"Oh. My. God." Lennox whispered. "You're justa baby. A tease. Virgin
tease, yes? Noodnick, not nympho. Throw your body 'round. Don' know
whatyr doing. Use dirty words. Don' know what they mean. A baby
makin'like a woman. Yes?"
"You're disgusting!" she spat.
"No. Decoyed. Mowss-trapped. Shoulda known. You smell like babies."
"Let me out of here!" she hissed. She edged past him. He burst out
laughing and flipped his hands up under her skirt. She screamed again
and ran, slamming the door behind her. Lennox sat on the floor and
laughed. Then he wept. He climbed to the edge of the blanket chest and
sat with his arm around the dress form.
"Love on'y you, Gabby. On'y wantbe with you. On'y you, sweetheart."
The door of the sewing room burst open. A nude woman in a green stole
berated him blurrily. Something about a bitch girl pulling a crying jag
on some anonymous named Stacy and sneaking out to alley cat with him.
The woman in the stole considered herself robbed. She blamed Lennox. He
arose with dignity.
"Bringum backal ive," he said. He tottered to the foyer, picked up
a bottle of scotch and wondered about his coat. He went back up the
Early American hall to the Colonial bedroom and peered into the mound
of clothes on the four-poster. He pulled coats, hats and trousers off
the top. A left hand was revealed, thrusting up stiffly out of the
coke-black mass. Lennox let out a hoarse cry and backed away. He turned
and ran blindly out of the apartment, trying to erase the memory of
maggots.
Yorkville was blazing with holiday lights. Festoons of red, white and
green bulbs arched over the streets. Lennox blinked and blundered
into a Hofbrau on Third Avenue which was aswarm with _gemütlich_-type
celebration. A sign of burnt leather hung over the bar between
moose antlers. It read: _Wein-Weib-Gesang!_ Underneath it hung its
translation: Whiskey. Women. Swing.
"No. No. No." Lennox said indignantly. "Should be wine-women'n song.
Yes?" He gazed up and down the bar trying to count the customers. "Want
t'buy set-ups f'the house."
"Drinks?" the bartender inquired in a genuine low Dutch dialect.
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