New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Television game show hosts -- Fiction
To the deaf doorman he spoke in a low flat drone that was more
effective than any shouting. He was expecting a Mr. Fu, a Mr.
Hamburger, and a Mr. Eugene K. Norman. If they came to the stage door
they were to be admitted and given seats. If anyone else asked for
him ... A Mr. Knott, say ... Lennox was to be called at once. He
repeated these instructions three times. Gabby bit her lip.
The stage door opened into a small square foyer. To the left was the
narrow corridor which led down the left hand side of the theater to
the green room and thence to the right wings of the stage. There is no
paradox in this reversal of left and right. Since the actor faces the
audience, right and left are reversed as you cross from the theater to
the stage.
A broad curtained arch led from the stage door foyer directly into the
theater orchestra, opening out into the left aisle. The curtain was not
drawn now. Through the arch, Lennox could see little islands of people
scattered through the orchestra ... a clump of dancers in costume,
four cameramen drinking coffee from cartons, Oliver Stacy with Olga
Bleutcher, Ween and Grabinett with Mason's gag writers, Avery Borden
and Ned Bacon en rapport with the client.
Lennox took Gabby's arm and marched into the orchestra. He refused to
be inconspicuous. It was like running the gauntlet but he made a full
circuit of the house, meeting every hostile glance with an arrogant
smile. He threw the smile in their faces, daring them to accept the
challenge. Every hackle in the theater arose, but before the battle
could be joined, Raeburn Sachs started a muffled uproar on the P.A.:
"Dress, please. Dress. Everybody on stage for dress."
The dancers and Stacy returned to the stage. The cameramen returned to
their cameras. Johnny Plummer put on his ear-phones and stammered to
the orchestra on the low platform at the foot of the right aisle. The
gag writers assembled in the center aisle, just behind the dolly-track
of the No. 2 camera, to simulate contestants for the dress rehearsal.
Lennox seated Gabby and excused himself to go backstage. He did not
slip around through the green room. As the orchestra began its opening
fanfare, he went down to the edge of the old orchestra pit, climbed up
on the rail and leaped to the stage in full view.
He turned and grinned into the lights. "Poison eaters!" he said
contemptuously and walked toward the prop table in the right wings.
Mason passed him on the way from his dressing room to open the dress.
"You lousy burglar!" Mason shouted in a whisper. Even feuds must be
conducted sotto voce during rehearsal.
Irma was a step behind Mason. "You lousy burglar," she whispered.
"We'll fix you for those lights."
"What's the matter?" Lennox inquired. "Didn't you have cameras?"
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