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Gabby hasn't changed a bit. Robin and I were there in April when
they held a town meeting and we drove in with them. There were about
a hundred people sitting on camp chairs in the church basement, and
half of them were glowering at the Lennoxes because of the way the
unfinished house looks. They're all rich Squares who write stinging
letters to the Stokewold Star Times beefing about the gutter-bred
Lennoxes who are turning their township into a slum.
This didn't make any difference to Gabby. She was on her feet a dozen
times, lecturing and admonishing the township on ethics, fair play and
civic corruption. Lennox sat solemnly alongside her and nodded his head
emphatically to her points. Once he caught my eye and winked, but the
laugh was on him because Gabby got him elected chairman of the Garbage
Committee.
Jake does a few scripts now and then, most of them under a pen name
now that Macro and Audibon have had him blacklisted (not officially)
for Communism, which is a laugh. He sells a few stories. They struggle
along. It isn't easy with those two trips a week to the talk-doctor to
pay for, but they don't complain. Gabby tells me that Jake is having
a rough time getting straightened out, but he doesn't bleat. Both of
them are so grateful for their fighting chance that they act as though
they've won already. That's why we like to visit them.
We never bring our troubles out to Gabby and Jake. You can always find
someone on The Rock who'll enjoy listening to your headaches. In fact
most people get sore at you if you don't complain a little. Happiness
is the problem. You have to share it with someone to get full enjoyment
out of it, but there's no one you can do this with on The Rock. If you
tell one of the tight rope walkers you've had a lucky break, he's so
jealous he's ready to kill you. So we save the good luck stories for
the Lennoxes.
Gabby and Jake are glad if anyone else gets a break. They beam and
shake your hand and she delivers a ringing lecture on how creative you
are and how much you've deserved success. And they write you follow-up
letters to ask how your success is doing and they make you forget that
they've got problems too. The result is, you can't wait to be invited
down to break your back building their house.
So we drove up the little hill this Friday afternoon and honked the
horn, Gabby and Jake came pouring out of the house followed by the
Siamese who looked like amateur tigers. Gabby kissed me. Jake kissed
Robin. I wasn't too jealous because I've got a kind of yen for Gabby.
We yakked all that Friday night and didn't get to bed until three.
Eight o'clock Saturday morning we were awakened by Gabby who was
making weird noises in the unfinished study. When we investigated, she
explained that she was trying to hammer quietly. We began to laugh, got
into our work clothes, had breakfast with Jake and didn't stop laughing
all day.
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