New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Television game show hosts -- Fiction
"Jesus Christ!" Lennox exclaimed furiously. "If it's not you, then who?
Who the hell is getting these letters?"
"Look for a coward."
"Why a coward?"
"Because a coward's writing them. You go around the world, Jake, and
you learn another thing. There's class distinction in everything. You
love your own kind and you hate your own kind. The jackals hate the
jackals. They don't dare hate a lion."
Lennox waved the photostats impatiently.
"Why worry?" Stacy smiled. "Let him come to the show Sunday. We'll be
waiting. It might be interesting."
"Interesting!" Lennox snorted. "God knows what's going to happen to
who. It could be anything from a gun to a bomb. Is that your idea of
interesting?"
"It's the only idea, unless you play poker for matchsticks."
"I don't play poker," Lennox said, and left.
Going down the brownstone stairs, he growled: "Four down. Two to go.
It's either Plummer or Hansel. The advantage of statistics. Poker for
matchsticks! Are they all crazy?"
* * * * *
I met Lennox in a network studio where he took advantage of an
unexpected opportunity to make peace with Roy Audibon. The veep had
gathered the leading script writers for one of his annual exhortations
on the aims, needs and ideals of the network and the position of
television in the Expanding Universe. Audibon's theme that afternoon
was the fact that we writers were the bottle-neck in the flow of
progress because we refused to think galactically.
I won't try to reproduce Audibon's lecture. He has to be seen and heard
to be appreciated. He's charming and attractive and successful. He is
also a unique product of American culture ... the erudite ignoramus.
He discourses entertainingly in a jargon of advertising slang, science
fiction clichés and pocket book philosophy. He can mix phrases like
"cross-ruff client expediency" "fourth dimensional cybernetics" and
"the Hegelian dialectics of The Thirty Years War" in one sentence and
hypnotize you into believing that he's making sense. It isn't until you
listen that you realize he's just talking out loud.
We all sat and kept our faces straight while Audibon drew a picture
of the soaring, searching minds of the top network brass seeking
the uppermost cultural levels for television only to be blocked and
thwarted by the conservatism and lack of imagination of the writers.
"There are new techniques, new philosophies, new infinities to
explore," Audibon told us. "Reach out to the stars. Don't be afraid to
experiment in your garret. We may loathe what you do. We'll probably
reject nine out of every ten scripts you send us, but that doesn't mean
we're opposed to new ideas. We want new ideas. We need them. It's up
to you to produce them in acceptable form for the network and clients."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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