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"Let me shoot this thing and get it out of the way," Gabby said.
"Then I'll explain." She raised the gun, pulled back the hammer and
squinted along the sights at the target. "I've got to impress him,"
she thought, "or he'll never listen to me." She took a deep breath,
steadied the gun, and let off five shots in slow, stately succession.
A two hundred watt bulb at the side of the range was shattered. One
of the trolley wires went down with a shuddering whine. A large chunk
of plaster was knocked out of the ceiling. Ten inches of the wooden
partition was ripped into splinters, and from the adjoining booth came
an angry yell: "Get the hell off my target!"
"Oh dear," Gabby said.
The Killer choked. "Bring her in, Whitey," he said in a voice that
shook. The target in the adjoining alley was run in and handed over by
the indignant Whitey. The Killer glanced at it and then showed it to
Gabby.
"Dead center in the black," he said. He lifted his eyes and gazed
around at the destruction she had wrought and then gave her a look in
which awe was mixed with dog-like devotion. "I'll do anything I can to
help you, Ma'am. Just name it."
After five minutes of earnest conversation, they returned to the
counter. The Killer unlocked a drawer and took out a stack of registry
cards while Gabby explained to Lennox.
"You came here Saturday night. You registered but you were so drunk Mr.
Hamburger wouldn't let you hire a gun. You hung around telling the best
dirty jokes they ever--"
"I deny that."
"They ever heard. Mr. Hamburger invited you to go bear hunting with
him in the Adirondacks. A man called The Chief wanted to take you
skeet-shooting. There was a rifle club here and they asked you to join.
A bank guard wanted to introduce you to his sister but you told him you
were married."
"Ve'y populah man, Missa Lenn--Missa Fox," the Shroff beamed.
"I sound like the Life of the Smoker," Lennox groaned. "Was there
anybody here named Knott?"
"Nope," the Killer called from the counter. "Nobody named Knott. But
here's the guy you left with."
"I left with somebody? That's a break. I was afraid this would be the
dead-end."
"Fella named Norman. Eugene K. Norman up on 126th Street. Says here:
Care of The Midnight Sun."
"The Midnight Sun ... whatever that is. Looks like I put in a busy
Christmas Eve. God rest ye merry gentlemen. Leave us hit the road."
"You going up there now?" the Killer inquired.
"We'll have to."
"The missus?"
"Of course," Gabby said. "Why not?"
"Just a minute." The Killer disappeared into a back room and emerged
wearing a hat and coat. "Hey Whitey!" he called. "Lock up for me. All
right, folks. Let's be on our way."
"You're going with us, Mr. Hamburger?" Gabby asked in surprise.
"Yes, Ma'am." The Killer placed himself alongside her like a bodyguard.
"It's pretty late and it gets kinda rough in Harlem. I'll drive you up.
I live around there anyway."
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