Whom God Hath Joined: A Question of MarriageHume, Fergus
Philosophy
Whom God Hath Joined: A Question of Marriage
Hume, Fergus
English fiction -- 19th century; Husband and wife -- Fiction; Mothers -- Fiction
"Oh, here you are," she cried, rising with alacrity, "I'm so glad. I
want to go out for a stroll, and Mrs. Trubbles doesn't. That nuisance
of a husband of hers is talking her to sleep with politics."
"He is rather a trial," murmured Otterburn, as they went outside.
"Trial!" echoed Miss Sheldon, with supreme contempt, unfurling her
sunshade, "I should just think so. One might as well have married a
Blue-Book. Why did she marry him?"
"For the sake of contrast, probably."
"It's not impossible. Where is the amiable Mr. Gartney?"
"Gone geologizing, or ruin-hunting. Something of that sort!"
"Alone?"
"Entirely."
"Then he's in very good company."
"Oh, I say, you know," said Angus, making a weak stand for the
character of his absent friend, "Gartney isn't a bad fellow."
"I never said he was."
"No--but you think----"
"It's more than you do, or you wouldn't stand there talking such
nonsense," said Victoria severely. "Come and buy me some peaches."
So Otterburn held his tongue in the meekest manner, and bought her
peaches, which they devoured comfortably by the lake, talking of
everything, except Eustace Gartney.
In the meanwhile that gentleman, considerably upset in his own mind by
what he termed Macjean's selfishness (he was quite oblivious of his
own), had gone round to some stables in the village, selected a
carriage, and was now being driven along the dusty white road in the
direction of Cantari.
The driver, a swarthy young man with a somewhat dilapidated suit of
clothes, a shining hard hat, and a good-natured smile, called the
weak-kneed animal which drew the vehicle "Tista," and "Tista" was the
nearest approach to a skeleton ever seen outside the walls of a
museum. Peppino (the driver) encouraged Tista (the horse) by first
shouting and then abusing him in voluble Italian.
"Ah, pig of a horse why go so slow? Child of Satan, is not the corn of
the illustrious Signor waiting for thee at Cantari?"
It might have been, but Tista seemed to have his doubts about the
truth of this statement, for he did not mend his pace, but ambled
complacently on, stopping every now and then to whisk a fly from his
hide. At last, in despair, Peppino got down from his perch and trudged
up the hill beside Tista, who shook his bells bravely and made a great
show of speed over the irregular road.
"Hadn't you better carry him?" asked Eustace in Italian, observing
this comedy in sarcastic silence. "I don't think he'll live as far as
Cantari."
Peppino touched his hat, grinned at the wit of the English milord, and
without any reply went on abusing the stolid Tista with the brilliant
vocabulary of a Texus mule driver. At last Tista with much difficulty
managed to gain the top of the hill, whereupon Peppino mounted his
perch once more, cracked his whip in grand style, and his attenuated
horse proceeded to tumble down the incline.
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