Whom God Hath Joined: A Question of MarriageHume, Fergus
Philosophy
Whom God Hath Joined: A Question of Marriage
Hume, Fergus
English fiction -- 19th century; Husband and wife -- Fiction; Mothers -- Fiction
Hard she undoubtedly was, and but little given to sentimental
feelings, which was a great grief to her companion, Miss Minnie Pelch,
who was tender-hearted in the extreme, and had oceans of tears on
every possible occasion, from a wedding to a funeral.
Miss Pelch was a weak, soulful creature, the daughter of a clergyman
who had been curate at Denfield, a village near Errington Hall. The
Rev. Pelch was a widower, and his sole offspring was the fair Minnie,
but having only a small income, he saved nothing: so when he died she
was left destitute, with a doubtful future before her. She had not
enough brains for a governess, no talents except a pretty taste in
poetry, which was not a marketable commodity, and no beauty to attract
marriageable young men, so Minnie wept over the mistake of having been
born, and Heaven only knows what would have become of her had not Miss
Corbin, like a kind-hearted vulture, swooped down on the poor creature
and taken her up to London as her companion.
So Minnie was provided for by brusque Aunt Jelly, although no one ever
knew what a trial she was to that sensible old lady, for Miss Pelch
was one of those exasperatingly limp creatures who always pose as
martyrs, and shed tears at the least thing.
Aunt Jelly was not unkind by nature, but sometimes the tearful Minnie
was too much for her endurance, and if she could have got rid of her
she certainly would have had small hesitation in doing so. But there
was no chance of this coming to pass, as Minnie was one of those meek
creatures who rest where they are thrown, so Miss Corbin, regarding
her as a necessary cross, did the best she could to put up with her
tears, her milk-and-water conversation and her longings after fame.
Fame! yes! this invertebrate creature, whose intellect was of the
smallest, had actually written a book of poems after the style of
L.E.L., in which she compared herself to "a withered leaf on the tree
of life." She had several times inflicted these weak rhymes, in which
mountain rhymed to fountain, and dove to love, on Miss Jelly, but that
stout old dame snorted disdainfully at her companion's poetical
fancies, whereupon Minnie retired with her manuscript, sat in the
twilight, and wished herself dead.
When Eustace visited his aunt, Minnie always attacked him about the
publication of her poems, and Eustace, the cynical, the bitter, the
scornful, actually read her poor little rhymes and promised to see
what he could do with them, which proved that a good deal of his
cynicism was only skin deep. Perhaps he was forced into this promise
by Aunt Jelly, who thought if Minnie could only get her drivel
published she would perhaps hold her tongue for the rest of her life,
but this hope seemed too good to be realised.
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