Whom God Hath Joined: A Question of MarriageHume, Fergus
Philosophy
Whom God Hath Joined: A Question of Marriage
Hume, Fergus
English fiction -- 19th century; Husband and wife -- Fiction; Mothers -- Fiction
"Oh, you think about nothing!" said Aunt Jelly, coolly. "I tell you
the place is unhealthy. Bless the man, don't I know what I'm talking
about? Look at that girl," pointing to the shrinking Minnie, who was
dreadfully upset at having public attention thus drawn to her--"she's
lived all her life at Denfield, and what has she had? Measles,
whooping-cough, neuralgia; she was a pale rickety mass of disease when
she came to me. What built her up? Port wine. I tell you the place is
unhealthy, and mind you take plenty of port wine and beef tea, Alizon,
or you'll go out some day like the snuff of a candle. I've seen
several of your sort go that way."
"Aunt," cried Guy, rising to his feet in a rage, "how can you speak
so! Hang it all! talk of something more cheerful. I didn't bring my
wife here to be frightened out of her wits."
"Pooh! nonsense! Don't you get angry," said the old lady, quite
pleased at upsetting her good-tempered nephew, "What's the good of
being an old woman if you can't say what you like? Well, go down home
at once, and perhaps next year I'll pay you a visit."
"I wonder you're not afraid of dying in such an unhealthy place," said
Guy, scornfully.
"Don't you be afraid. I shan't afford you that gratification for some
time yet," answered Aunt Jelly malignantly. "I'm a creaking door. They
hang long, you know."
"Goodbye, Aunt Jelly," said Alizon, holding out her hand to Miss
Corbin, for she felt she could not stand this terrible old woman any
longer. "I'll come and see you when I'm next in town."
"Humph! that means if you've got ten minutes to spare," growled the
old lady, kissing Lady Errington's soft cheek. "Well! well! go on. The
old are always neglected."
"They wouldn't be if they were a little more pleasant," said Guy,
still indignant, as he said goodbye.
"Ah! you young folks expect to find life all honey, but there's a good
deal of vinegar in it. I dare say you'll grow tired of one another."
Guy, who was at the door with his wife, turned round at this, and
called out in a rage:
"No, we won't!"
"I've heard better men than you say the same thing, but it always came
to pass."
"It won't in this case, so your kind heart will be disappointed for
once."
By this time Minnie Pelch had escorted Lady Errington to the hall
door, and Sir Guy was about to follow after his parting shot, but the
redoubtable Aunt Jelly was not one to give in without a struggle, and
would have the last word.
"Go away! go away!" she said, furiously--"go away and learn manners."
"I certainly won't come to you for the teaching," retorted Guy, in
great heat. "Goodbye, Aunt Jelly, and I hope you'll be in a more
Christian spirit next time we come."
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