Wild Western Scenes: A Narrative of Adventures in the Western Wilderness, Wherein the Exploits of Daniel Boone, the Great American Pioneer are Particularly DescribedJones, J. B. (John Beauchamp)
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Wild Western Scenes: A Narrative of Adventures in the Western Wilderness, Wherein the Exploits of Daniel Boone, the Great American Pioneer are Particularly Described
Jones, J. B. (John Beauchamp)
Boone, Daniel, 1734-1820 -- Fiction; Western stories; Wilderness areas -- Fiction
“Did the same snake bite you?” asked Mary, quickly.
“Yes,” replied Boone, still smiling. Joe opened his eyes, and after
gazing a moment at Boone, asked him if he did not suffer much pain.
“Fully as much as you do—but hear me through. I sprang back with some
violence, I admit, but I did not run away. Lifting my cane, I returned
with a determination to kill the snake. I stooped down very low to
ascertain the precise position of its head, which was concealed by a
large mullen leaf—I saw its eyes and its _bill_—”
“What!” exclaimed Joe, rising up on his elbow with unwonted vigour, and
his eyes riveted on the speaker.
“Yes, its _bill_”, continued Boone. “And while my cane was brandished
in the air and about descending on its devoted head, a low clucking
arrested my arm, and approaching closer to it than before, and gazing
steadfastly a moment, I lowered my cane to its usual position, and fell
back laughing on the grass among the raspberries you had dropped.”
“Mr. Boone—Mr. Boone!” cried Joe, springing up in a sitting attitude,
and seizing the hand of the veteran, “for Heaven’s sake tell me what it
was?”
“It was an old SITTING HEN!” said Boone.
“Upon your honour?” continued Joe, leaping upon his feet, and staring
the aged hunter in the face, while his eyes gleamed with irrepressible
hope and anxiety.
“It was nothing else, upon my honour,” replied Boone, laughing in
concert with the rest.
“Huzza! huzza!! huzza!!!” shouted Joe, casting the bandages hither and
thither, and dancing nimbly over the floor. “Fal-de-lal—tider-e-i—
tider-e-o— tider-e-um!” he continued, in frenzied delight, and,
observing Sneak at the door with an armful of plantain (who had
returned in time to witness his abrupt recovery, and now continued to
regard him with wonder and doubt—at times thinking he was delirious,)
skipped up and held out both hands, as if inviting him to dance.
“Dod rot it, your leg ain’t swelled a bit!” said Sneak.
“Don’t use that bad word, Sneak,” said Mary.
“I won’t—but dod—he’s had me running all over—”
“Tider-e-i—tider-e-um!” continued Joe, still dancing, while the
perspiration streamed over his face.
“Have done with this nonsense, Joe!” said Glenn, “or else continue your
ridiculous exercises on the grass in the yard. You may rejoice now, but
this affair will be sport for others all your life. You will not relish
it so much to-morrow.”
“I’d rather all the world would laugh at me alive and kicking, than
that one of you should mourn over my dead body,” replied Joe, leaping
over Sneak, who was sitting in the door, and striding to the grass plot
under the elm, where he continued his rejoicings. Sneak followed, and,
sitting down on the bench in the shade, seemed to muse with unusual
gravity at the strange spectacle presented by Joe.
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