William Cobbett: A Biography in Two Volumes, Vol. 1Smith, Edward
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William Cobbett: A Biography in Two Volumes, Vol. 1
Smith, Edward
Cobbett, William 1763-1835
“All at once, as if by the power of magic, the doors flew open,
‘grating on their hinges harsh thunder,’ and the President’s
secretary was introduced with an American officer bearing
a flag, which I took to be a representation of the day of
judgment. It had a _thunderbolt_ in the centre, with a _cock_
perched upon it! the emblems of Almighty vengeance and of
watchfulness. At two of the corners the _globe_ was represented
in a flame. The staff was covered with black velvet, sad colour
of death, and crowned with a Parisian pike,--fatal instrument,
on which the bleeding and ghastly heads, nay, even the
palpitating hearts of men, women, and children, have so often
been presented to the view of the polite and humane inhabitants
of that capital.
“Curiosity now gave way to another passion, that of fear.
For my part, I am not ashamed to confess, that I never was
in such trepidation since I first saw the light of day. Nor
were my companions in a more enviable state. I looked round,
and beheld the affrighted group huddled up together, like a
brood of chickens waiting the mortal grip of the voracious
kite. In this general picture of consternation one object
attracted particular notice. It was a democrat, who was so
fully persuaded that the flag was the harbinger of fate, that
he began to anticipate the torments of the world to come.
Never did I before behold such dreadful symptoms of a guilty
conscience. He was as white as paper, his knees knocked
together, his teeth chattered, he wrung his hands, and rolled
his eyes, but durst not lift them towards heaven. His voice was
like the yell of the inhabitants of the infernal regions. ‘Oh,
Franklin Bache! Franklin Bache! Oh! that infernal atheistical
calendar!’ This was all we could get from him; but this was
enough to assure me that he was one of those unhappy wretches,
who had been led astray by the profligate correspondents of
Mr. Bache, and by the atheistical decadery calendar; which
that gentleman has, with so much unholy zeal, endeavoured to
introduce amongst us, in place of the Christian one we, as yet,
make use of.
“My attention was called off from this terrific picture of
despair by a voice from beneath. A tall spare man, dressed
all in black from head to foot … was beginning, in a hollow
voice, to read (as I expected) the decrees of fate, but to my
agreeable surprise I found it was a decree of the National
Convention: it was in the following words, &c.”
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