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Mr. Dodson’s official duties should have led him there and then into
the counting-house of Crumpett and Hawker; but as he stood to watch
the small but stout, erect, and prosperous form of Mr. G. Eliot Davis
saunter out of the front entrance of No. 24 Trafalgar Square, an idea
flashed across that Napoleonic brain.
Therefore, instead of returning to admonish William Jordan, Junior,
for omitting to inscribe the courtesy prefix to the name of a peer’s
daughter in returning the manuscript copy of her verses, Mr. Dodson
also sauntered forth of No. 24 Trafalgar Square. He turned the first
corner and entered the refreshment buffet of the Brontë Hotel.
Presiding over that hall of public entertainment was the lady of the
scarlet blouse and yellow earrings. This afternoon the blouse was
heliotrope, and she wore no earrings.
“Chrissie,” said Mr. Dodson, “I want something to pull me together. It
must be up to proof, but it must leave no odour.”
“I always say you can’t do better than brandy,” said Chrissie, with
the assured yet quiet air of the unmistakable expert. “Of course, some
prefer a John Collins, or an American, or a Dog Toby, but I am not
partial to so much fancy work myself.”
“Same here,” said Mr. Dodson. “But there must be no odour--none
whatever.”
“You shall have a toothful of the Waterloo, as your face seems
familiar,” said Chrissie benignly.
“You are a good sort, Chrissie,” said Mr. Dodson, with a small display
of emotion that became him perfectly. “I shall not forget you.”
“My size is nine and a quarter,” said the lady, as with extreme
precision she measured out a small quantity of a curiously-coloured
liquid from a very mysterious-looking bottle. “Jimmy, I must say you do
look a bit below yourself. Has the moon come up yet?”
“Not yet,” said Mr. Dodson in a tone of amiable deprecation. He was
greatly indebted to the kindness of the lady in the heliotrope blouse,
but her question was alien to his dignity, as was also the situation
in which he found himself. Even at this period of his career all those
attributes were clearly developed which in after years brought him so
much distinction in political life.
“Well, if you will smoke El Destinkers at one and fourpence a hundred,”
said the lady in the heliotrope blouse.
“Chrissie,” said Mr. Dodson impressively, after swallowing the brandy
at a single gulp, “you _should_ know that I am physically incapable of
doing anything of the kind.”
“I can smell it from here,” said the lady in the heliotrope blouse.
“I know it is not considered the thing to contradict a lady,” said Mr.
Dodson, withdrawing two steps from the buffet, “but you appear to have
paid me the compliment of forgetting the commercial traveller who has
just gone out. So long. Be good.”
Mr. Dodson sauntered out of the refreshment buffet of the Brontë Hotel
with the inimitable nonchalance of bearing which many, besides the lady
in the heliotrope blouse, never failed to admire.
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