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Three minutes of tense silence passed. Both ladies appeared to expect
him to say something. Of this fact, however, Mr. William Jordan was not
at all conscious. His excitement, his nervousness, his self-conscious
effacement had yielded place to a kind of religious awe. He, William
Jordan, was slowly beginning to realize that unawares he had had the
unspeakable temerity to enter the presence of the white-armed Hera. As
far as he was concerned, the occasion was not one for speech, even had
he been in a physical condition to indulge in such an act of vandalism.
He had quite enough to do to glance at her furtively, sideways, and to
try to catch the sound of her breath.
At last the goddess looked at him very boldly and directly, right into
his shy and bewildered eyes that were set so deep.
“Well?” she said.
By a wonderful effort of the mind, which was yet purely involuntary,
and was only rendered possible by his almost occult faculty of a
never-failing courtesy, the young man grasped the fact that the goddess
was under the impression that he had dared to address a remark to her.
“I--I b-beg your p-p-p-pardon,” he stammered painfully. “I--I d-don’t
think I--I s-said a-anything.”
These words and particularly the mode of their utterance caused the
goddess to titter in a very audible and unmistakable manner. Her
companion followed her example.
“He d-doesn’t t-think he s-said a-anything,” said one lady to the
other, “he d-doesn’t t-think he s-said a-anything.”
Miss Hermione Leigh then turned to Mr. William Jordan.
“You _are_ funny,” she said.
Before Mr. Jordan could find a fitting rejoinder to an indictment which
seemed to baffle him completely, his friend Mr. Davis sauntered up
to the sofa. His hands were in his pockets; his demeanour was one of
inimitable nonchalance.
“Hullo!” exclaimed Chrissie, “look what’s blown in! How’s Percival?”
“So, so,” said Mr. Davis, with an air of polite weariness.
“I s’pose you know Hermione?”
“Only on Saturdays,” said Mr. Davis, with a humility that seemed to be
finely considered, “when I draw my screw.”
“Oh come, Percy,” said Miss Hermione Leigh, with amiable protest, “I
reckon to know you at least two days a week since you have had a rise
in your salary.”
“Not you,” said Mr. Davis, with quiet good nature. “One supper at the
Troc of a Saturday with a half-bottle of Pommery, and it is all blewed
bar the washing money. You know very well, Hermione, you cut mugs like
me dead when we come sneaking out of Lockhart’s all the rest of the
week.”
“Not quite so much of the mug, Percy,” said Miss Hermione Leigh, “and
not quite so much of the Pommery. You don’t average three bottles a
year.”
Before Mr. Davis could deny this impeachment in adequate terms, the
voice of Mr. Dodson was heard proclaiming from the piano at the other
end of the room that Mr. Percival Davis, the celebrated tenor, would
sing the no-less celebrated song, “I’ll sing thee songs of Araby.”
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