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“Mr. Walkinshaw,” said Mr. Octavius Crumpett, “I have interviewed the
applicants; and, after giving every consideration to each candidate
among those of whom we decided to limit our choice, I have come to the
conclusion that Mr. William Jordan, Junior, is most fitted to enter the
counting-house of Crumpett and Hawker. Unfortunately he is not very
robust. Have you any views, Mr. Walkinshaw?”
Presumably in these high altitudes these very dangerous implements were
permitted to the English gentleman. Or, perhaps, it was that with his
fine instinct, Mr. Octavius Crumpett had divined that in any case the
views of Mr. Walkinshaw would be orthodox. For after that gentleman had
proceeded very earnestly to scrutinize the shrinking countenance of Mr.
William Jordan, Junior, his views concurred with those that had been
already expressed by the head of the firm.
“No, sir,” said Mr. Walkinshaw; “not very robust.”
“May I ask, Mr. Walkinshaw,” said Mr. Octavius Crumpett, “are the
duties of an arduous nature which are incident to the career of a handy
youth? I am afraid I have no first-hand knowledge.”
The simper of Mr. Octavius Crumpett was of a most winning character.
“No, sir, I dare say not,” said Mr. Walkinshaw, taking the extreme
course of permitting himself to lapse sufficiently from the deportment
of his model as to indulge in a hearty laugh. But the circumstances
seemed to demand it. “I think I am correct, sir,” continued Mr.
Walkinshaw, “in saying that the duties usually incident to the career
of a handy youth are not in any sense of the word light ones. But in
the counting-house of Crumpett and Hawker they may admit of mitigation.”
“Could you tell me, Mr. Walkinshaw, what would be asked of one who
sustained that character in the counting-house of Crumpett and Hawker?”
said the head of that great house with a sweetness that was a happy
mingling of the cherub and the seraph.
“His chief duty would consist, sir, in pasting labels on rejected
manuscripts,” said Mr. Walkinshaw; “and he would be called upon to fill
in his time by addressing envelopes, carrying ledgers, copying letters,
keeping the counting-house tidy, and in trying to be of general
service.”
“Do you feel that you could sustain these responsibilities?” said Mr.
Octavius Crumpett to the applicant.
“I will not fail, sir,” said the boy.
The manner in which he expressed this determination seemed favourably
to impress both gentlemen.
“I think, Mr. Walkinshaw,” said Mr. Octavius Crumpett, in a voice
that was charged with emotion, “in the circumstances we shall be
almost justified in introducing Mr. William Jordan, Junior, into the
counting-house of Crumpett and Hawker.”
“I concur, sir,” said Mr. Walkinshaw, in a voice whose own emotion was
attuned with supreme good breeding to that of his chief. “I concur.”
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