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The clerks staring at him from their tall stools; his curious
surroundings; their publicity; the curt and uncompromising manner in
which he was addressed; and above all the many and remarkable duties
he was called upon to perform--duties which somehow did not seem to
coincide with the peculiar form of “handiness” upon which he had been
wont to plume himself--all these circumstances made calls upon his
courage as he scarcely knew how to meet. Yet not once during the day
did he allow to escape his thoughts the paramount necessity of proving
himself worthy of his good fortune. The need of obtaining pieces of
silver had grown to be as great as that of drawing the breath of life.
Only too soon was it apparent to those trained minds in whose midst
he was now placed that he was woefully deficient in natural ability.
But his intense anxiety to do all that was required of him; his innate
courtesy, which was curiously disarming to old and young alike,
although sometimes it did not save him from sharp words, and even
from tricks and hardships being put upon him; his almost ridiculous
docility; his unceasing endeavours to be of service to others,
misguided though they were; his unprecedented blindness to his own
personal interests; and above all his painfully, ridiculously obvious
mental deficiencies, which by general consensus “he could not help,”
saved him from being complained of openly to the highest quarters as
“hopelessly incompetent,” which all about him during the early days of
his servitude considered him to be.
“He is about as capable of sitting a stool in the counting-house of
Crumpett and Hawker,” said Mr. Walter Pater Walkinshaw, that august
gentleman to whose charge he had been committed in the first instance
by the head of the firm, and who occupied a low chair at a small table
in the middle of the room, and who also exuded “the traditions of the
firm” at every pore, “as he is of editing an edition of Thackeray. I
shall be compelled to make a complaint if he does not bring a little
common intelligence to bear on the most elementary duties. Here he has
actually sealed the Lady Rowena Montmorency’s prose poem--accepted
prose poem--in yellow, in spite of the fact that prose poems stand in
a class by themselves and must be sealed in pink; and further he has
omitted to stamp the parcel with the monogram of the firm, although it
expressly lays down on page four of the printed rules of procedure,
that the MSS. of the daughters of peers must in all cases be so
treated. Mr. Dodson, please have the goodness to inform him that if
this occurs again I shall be compelled to bring it to the notice of Mr.
Octavius. And if such a thing should come to the ear of Mr. Octavius I
cannot answer for the consequences.”
“I will, sir,” said Mr. Dodson respectfully.
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