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During these transactions, Mr. Dodson, having dispatched his own
ham-sandwich and “tankard of half-and-half with plenty of top” with
great success, proceeded to deal in like manner with those of his
strange companion. And further, at the conclusion of these operations
he disclosed, mainly for the information of the lady in the scarlet
blouse, the true basis upon which two such diverse elements as Mr.
James Dodson and Mr. William Jordan, Junior, were wont to co-operate.
“Luney,” he said to the boy, while he fixed the lady in the scarlet
blouse with a steady and unsmiling gaze, “you can lend me two and a
kick _pro tem._ Matchbox has gone down in the big race, and he carried
my shirt.”
“I--I b-beg your p-pardon, sir,” stammered the boy. The limit to
his knowledge in the practical sciences had presented itself rather
abruptly.
“Lend me half-a-dollar, you cuckoo,” said Mr. Dodson sternly, “and
don’t be so darnation polite.”
“I--I b-beg your p-pardon, sir,” stammered the boy, “I--I d-don’t
t-think I k-know what you mean.”
The lady in the scarlet blouse regarded him with eyes of wonder. Mr.
Dodson, however, still retained his self-possession in the presence of
an unknowingness that transcended all that had previously come within
his purview.
“He comes of a rather good family,” said Mr. Dodson in an eloquent
aside to the lady in the scarlet blouse.
“Oh, does he?” said the lady in the scarlet blouse, opening her lazy
eyes a little wider--“a gilt mug.”
“What silver have you got about you, Luney?” said Mr. Dodson.
This request was sufficiently intelligible to the boy to cause him to
produce a collection of silver pieces which his father insisted on
his carrying about with him. Mr. Dodson selected five shillings in a
leisurely and impartial manner.
“I’ll make it a dollar,” he said, “and mind, my son, that you don’t
forget to ask me for it. I’ve got such a weak memory for small things
that one of these days I shall forget to attend my own funeral.”
Upon this utterance, which the boy was fain to consider as very
remarkable, Mr. Dodson disbursed the sum of one shilling and sixpence
to the lady in the scarlet blouse, and at the same time took the
opportunity of transferring a dahlia, which approximated to the size
of a small cauliflower, from his own person to the ample bosom of this
already sufficiently gorgeous creature.
“So long, Chrissie,” he said. “See you at the Tivoli at a quarter to
nine.”
With a great air, which the lesser luminaries of his circle were apt to
interpret as swagger, Mr. Dodson made for the door.
“Come on, Luney,” said he, “let me take you back to your governess.”
This speech, delivered in a very audible manner, was not altogether for
the guidance of Mr. William Jordan, Junior, but rather for that of two
young gentlemen of a similar type to Mr. Dodson himself, who at that
moment were entering the buffet.
“’Ow are yer, Jimmy?” said one of these with a nod of easy familiarity.
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