English drama (Comedy); English drama -- 17th century
_Mons._ She does want a gown, indeed; she is in her _déshabillé_.
This _déshabillé_ is a great mode in England; the women love the
_déshabillé_ as well as the men, _ma foi!_ [_Peeping under her scarf._
_Flirt._ Well, if we should stay and sup with you, I warrant you would
be bragging of it to-morrow amongst your comrades, that you had the
company of two women of quality at the French-house, and name us.
_Mar._ Pleasant jilts! [_Aside._
_Ger._ No, upon our honours, we would not brag of your company.
_Flou._ Upon your honours?
_Mar._ No, faith.
_Flou._ Come, we will venture to sit down then: yet I know the vanity
of you men; you could not contain yourselves from bragging.
_Ger._ No, no; you women now-a-days have found out the pleasure of
bragging, and will allow it the men no longer.
_Mar._ Therefore, indeed, we dare not stay to sup with you; for you
would be sure to tell on't.
_Ger._ And we are young men who stand upon our reputations.
_Flou._ You are very pleasant, gentlemen.
_Mar._ For my part I am to be married shortly, and know 'twould quickly
come to my mistress's ear.
_Ger._ And for my part I must go visit to-morrow betimes a new city
mistress; and you know they are as inquisitive as precise in the city.
_Flirt._ Come, come; pray leave this fooling; sit down again, and let
us bespeak supper.
_Ger._ No, faith, I dare not.
_Mar._ Besides, we have supped.
_Flou._ No matter, we only desire you should look on while we eat, and
put the glass about, or so. [GERRARD _and_ MARTIN _offer to go._
_Flirt._ Pray, stay.
_Ger._ Upon my life I dare not.
_Flou._ Upon our honours we will not tell, if you are in earnest.
_Ger._ Pshaw! pshaw!--I know the vanity of you women; you could not
contain yourselves from bragging.
_Mons. Ma foi!_ is it certain? ha! ha! ha!--Hark you, madam, can't you
fare well but you must cry roast-meat?
You spoil your trade by bragging of your gains;
The silent sow (madam) does eat most grains.--da--
_Flirt._ Your servant, monsieur fop.
_Flou._ Nay, faith, do not go, we will no more tell--
_Mons._ Than you would of a clap, if you had it; dat's the only secret
you can keep, _jarni!_
_Mar._ I am glad we are rid of these jilts.
_Ger._ And we have taken a very ridiculous occasion.
_Mons._ Wat! must we leave the lady then? dis is dam civility Englis,
_ma foi!_
_Flirt._ Nay, sir, you have too much of the French air, to have so
little honour and good breeding. [_Pulling him back._
_Mons._ Dee you tinke so then, sweet madam, I have mush of de French
eyre?
_Flirt._ More than any Frenchman breathing.
_Mons._ Auh, you are the curtoise dame; _morbleu!_ I shall stay then,
if you think so. Monsieur Gerrard, you will be certain to see the lady
to-morrow? pray not forget, ha! ha! ha!
_Ger._ No, no, sir.
_Mar._ You will go then?
_Ger._ I will go on a fool's errand for once. [_Exeunt_ GERRARD _and_
MARTIN.
_Flou._ What will you eat, sir?
_Mons._ Wat you please, madam.
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