English drama (Comedy); English drama -- 17th century
_Don._ What, you have done I hope now, friend, for good and all?
_Ger._ Yes, yes; we have done for good and all indeed.
_Don._ How now!--you seem to be out of humour, friend.
_Ger._ Yes, so I am; I can't help it.
_Mrs. Caut._ He's a dissembler in his very throat, brother.
_Hip._ Pray do not carry things so as to discover yourself, if it be
but for my sake, good master. [_Aside to_ GERRARD.
_Ger._ She is grown impudent. [_Aside._
_Mrs. Caut._ See, see, they whisper, brother!--to steal a kiss under a
whisper!--O the harlotry!
_Don._ What's the matter, friend?
_Hip._ I say, for my sake be in humour, and do not discover yourself,
but be as patient as a dancing-master still. [_Aside to_ GERRARD.
_Don._ What, she is whispering to him indeed! What's the matter? I will
know it, friend, look you.
_Ger._ Will you know it?
_Don._ Yes, I will know it.
_Ger._ Why, if you will know it then, she would not do as I would have
her; and whispered me to desire me not to discover it to you.
_Don._ What, hussy, would you not do as he'd have you? I'll make you do
as he'd have you.
_Ger._ I wish you would.
_Mrs. Caut._ 'Tis a lie; she'll do all he'll have her do, and more too,
to my knowledge.
_Don._ Come, tell me what 'twas then she would not do--come, do it,
hussy, or--Come, take her by the hand, friend. Come, begin:--let's see
if she will not do anything now I'm here!
_Hip._ Come, pray be in humour, master.
_Ger._ I cannot dissemble like you.
_Don._ What, she can't dissemble already, can she?
_Mrs. Caut._ Yes, but she can: but 'tis with you she dissembles: for
they are not fallen out, as we think. For I'll be sworn I saw her
just now give him the languishing eye, as they call it, that is, the
whiting's eye, of old called the sheep's eye:--I'll be sworn I saw it
with these two eyes; that I did.
_Hip._ You'll betray us; have a care, good master. [_Aside to_ GERRARD.
_Don._ Hold your peace, I say, silly woman!--but does she dissemble
already?--how do you mean?
_Ger._ She pretends she can't do what she should do; and that she is
not in humour.--The common excuse of women for not doing what they
should do.
_Don._ Come, I'll put her in humour.--Dance, I say.--Come, about with
her, master.
_Ger._ [_Aside._] I am in a pretty humour to dance.--[_To_ HIPPOLITA.]
I cannot fool any longer, since you have fooled me.
_Hip._ You would not be so ungenerous as to betray the woman that hated
you! I do not do that yet. For Heaven's sake! for this once be more
obedient to my desires than your passion. [_Aside to_ GERRARD.
_Don._ What! is she humoursome still?--but methinks you look yourself
as if you were in an ill-humour:--but about with her.
_Ger._ I am in no good dancing humour, indeed.
_Re-enter_ Monsieur.
_Mons._ Well, how goes the dancing forward?--What, my aunt here to
disturb 'em again?
_Don._ Come! come! [GERRARD _leads her about._
_Mrs. Caut._ I say, stand off;--thou shall not come near. Avoid, Satan!
as they say.
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