_Lady Fid._ No, no, no, foh! foh! foh! [_Exeunt_ Lady FIDGET _and_ Mrs. DAINTY FIDGET. _Quack._ Now, I think, I, or you yourself, rather, have done your business with the women. _Horn._ Thou art an ass. Don't you see already, upon the report, and my carriage, this grave man of business leaves his wife in my lodgings, invites me to his house and wife, who before would not be acquainted with me out of jealousy? _Quack._ Nay, by this means you may be the more acquainted with the husbands, but the less with the wives. _Horn._ Let me alone; if I can but abuse the husbands, I'll soon disabuse the wives. Stay--I'll reckon you up the advantages I am like to have by my stratagem. First, I shall be rid of all my old acquaintances, the most insatiable sort of duns, that invade our lodgings in a morning; and next to the pleasure of making a new mistress is that of being rid of an old one, and of all old debts. Love, when it comes to be so, is paid the most unwillingly. _Quack._ Well, you may be so rid of your old acquaintances; but how will you get any new ones? _Horn._ Doctor, thou wilt never make a good chemist, thou art so incredulous and impatient. Ask but all the young fellows of the town if they do not lose more time, like huntsmen, in starting the game, than in running it down. One knows not where to find 'em; who will or will not. Women of quality are so civil, you can hardly distinguish love from good breeding, and a man is often mistaken: but now I can be sure she that shows an aversion to me loves the sport, as those women that are gone, whom I warrant to be right. And then the next thing is, your women of honour, as you call 'em, are only chary of their reputations, not their persons; and 'tis scandal they would avoid, not men. Now may I have, by the reputation of an eunuch, the privileges of one, and be seen in a lady's chamber in a morning as early as her husband; kiss virgins before their parents or lovers; and may be, in short, the _passe-partout_ of the town. Now, doctor. _Quack._ Nay, now you shall be the doctor; and your process is so new that we do not know but it may succeed. _Horn._ Not so new neither; _probatum est_, doctor. _Quack._ Well, I wish you luck, and many patients, whilst I go to mine. [_Exit._ _Enter_ HARCOURT _and_ DORILANT. _Har._ Come, your appearance at the play yesterday, has, I hope, hardened you for the future against the women's contempt, and the men's raillery; and now you'll abroad as you were wont. _Horn._ Did I not bear it bravely? _Dor._ With a most theatrical impudence, nay, more than the orange-wenches show there, or a drunken vizard-mask, or a great-bellied actress; nay, or the most impudent of creatures, an ill poet; or what is yet more impudent, a second-hand critic. _Horn._ But what say the ladies? have they no pity? _Har._ What ladies? The vizard-masks, you know, never pity a man when all's gone, though in their service.