English drama (Comedy); English drama -- 17th century
_Fid._ Why, will you leave me behind then?--[_Aside._] If you would
preserve my life, I'm sure you should not.
_Man._ Leave thee behind! ay, ay, thou art a hopeful youth for the
shore only. Here thou wilt live to be cherished by fortune and the
great ones; for thou mayst easily come to outflatter a dull poet,
outlie a coffee-house or gazette-writer, outswear a knight of the
post,[96] outwatch a pimp, outfawn a rook, outpromise a lover, outrail
a wit, and outbrag a sea-captain:--all this thou canst do, because
thou'rt a coward, a thing I hate; therefore thou'lt do better with the
world than with me, and these are the good courses you must take in
the world. There's good advice, at least, at parting; go, and be happy
with't.
_Fid._ Parting, sir! O let me not hear that dismal word.
_Man._ If my words frighten thee, begone the sooner; for to be plain
with thee, cowardice and I cannot dwell together.
_Fid._ And cruelty and courage never dwelt together sure, sir. Do not
turn me off to shame and misery, for I am helpless and friendless.
_Man._ Friendless! there are half a score friends for thee
then.--[_Offers her gold._] I leave myself no more: they'll help thee a
little. Begone, go, I must be cruel to thee (if thou callest it so) out
of pity.
_Fid._ If you would be cruelly pitiful, sir, let it be with your sword,
not gold. [_Exit._
_Re-enter_ 1st Sailor.
_1st Sail._ We have, with much ado, turned away two gentlemen, who told
us, forty times over, their names were Mr. Novel and Major Oldfox.
_Man._ Well, to your post again.--[_Exit_ Sailor.] But how come those
puppies coupled always together?
_Free._ O, the coxcombs keep each other company, to show each other,
as Novel calls it; or, as Oldfox says, like two knives, to whet one
another.
_Man._ And set other people's teeth on edge.
_Re-enter_ 2nd Sailor.
_2nd Sail._ Here is a woman, an't like your honour, scolds and bustles
with us, to come in, as much as a seaman's widow at the Navy office:
her name is Mrs. Blackacre.
_Man._ That fiend too!
_Free._ The Widow Blackacre, is it not? that litigious she
petty-fogger, who is at law and difference with all the world; but I
wish I could make her agree with me in the church. They say she has
fifteen hundred pounds a year jointure, and the care of her son, that
is, the destruction of his estate.
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