English drama (Comedy); English drama -- 17th century
_Man._ Why, you impudent, pitiful wretches, you presume sure upon your
effeminacy to urge me; for you are in all things so like women, that
you may think it in me a kind of cowardice to beat you.
_Oliv._ No hectoring, good captain.
_Man._ Or, perhaps, you think this lady's presence secures you; but
have a care, she has talked herself out of all the respect I had for
her; and by using me ill before you, has given me a privilege of using
you so before her; but if you would preserve your respect to her, and
not be beaten before her, go, begone immediately.
_Nov._ Begone! what?
_L. Plau._ Nay, worthy, noble, generous, captain--
_Man._ Begone, I say!
_Nov._ Begone again! to us begone!
_Man._ No chattering, baboons, instantly begone, or--[_Puts them out of
the room:_ NOVEL _struts,_ Lord PLAUSIBLE _cringes._
_Nov._ Well, madam, we'll go make the cards ready in your bedchamber:
sure you will not stay long with him. [_Exeunt_ Lord PLAUSIBLE _and_
NOVEL.
_Oliv._ Turn hither your rage, good captain Swaggerhuff, and be saucy
with your mistress, like a true captain; but be civil to your rivals
and betters, and do not threaten anything but me here; no, not so much
as my windows; nor do not think yourself in the lodgings of one of your
suburb mistresses beyond the Tower.
_Man._ Do not give me cause to think so; for those less infamous women
part with their lovers, just as you did from me, with unforced vows of
constancy and floods of willing tears; but the same winds bear away
their lovers and their vows: and for their grief, if the credulous
unexpected fools return, they find new comforters, fresh cullies,
such as I found here. The mercenary love of those women too suffers
shipwreck with their gallants' fortunes; now you have heard chance
has used me scurvily, therefore you do too. Well, persevere in your
ingratitude, falsehood, and disdain; have constancy in something, and I
promise you to be as just to your real scorn as I was to your feigned
love; and henceforward will despise, contemn, hate, loathe, and detest
you most faithfully.
_Enter_ LETTICE.
_Oliv._ Get the ombre-cards ready in the next room, Lettice,
and--[_Whispers to_ LETTICE, _who goes out._
_Free._ Bravely resolved, captain!
_Fid._ And you'll be sure to keep your word, I hope, sir?
_Man._ I hope so too.
_Fid._ Do you but hope it, sir? If you are not as good as your word,
'twill be the first time you ever bragged, sure.
_Man._ She has restored my reason with my heart.
_Free._ But now you talk of restoring, captain, there are other things,
which next to one's heart one would not part with; I mean your jewels
and money, which it seems she has, sir.
_Man._ What's that to you, sir?
_Free._ Pardon me, whatsoever is yours I have a share in't I'm sure,
which I will not lose for asking, though you may be too generous or too
angry now to do't yourself.
_Fid._ Nay, then I'll make bold to make my claim too. [_Both going
towards_ OLIVIA.
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