_Re-enter_ LETTICE. Well, Lettice, are the cards and all ready within? I come then.--Captain, I beg your pardon: you will not make one at ombre? _Man._ No, madam, but I'll wish you a little good luck before you go. _Oliv._ No, if you would have me thrive, curse me: for that you'll do heartily, I suppose. _Man._ Then if you will have it so, may all the curses light upon you, women ought to fear, and you deserve!--First, may the curse of loving play attend your sordid covetousness, and fortune cheat you, by trusting to her, as you have cheated me; the curse of pride, or a good reputation, fall on your lust; the curse of affectation on your beauty; the curse of your husband's company on your pleasures; and the curse of your gallant's disappointments in his absence; and the curse of scorn, jealousy, or despair on your love; and then the curse of loving on! _Oliv._ And to requite all your curses, I will only return you your last; may the curse of loving me still fall upon your proud hard heart, that could be so cruel to me in these horrid curses! but heaven forgive you! [_Exit._ _Man._ Hell and the devil reward thee! _Free._ Well, you see now, mistresses, like friends, are lost by letting 'em handle your money; and most women are such kind of witches, who can have no power over a man, unless you give 'em money: but when once they have got any from you, they never leave you till they have all. Therefore I never give a woman a farthing. _Man._ Well, there is yet this comfort by losing one's money with one's mistress, a man is out of danger of getting another; of being made prize again by love, who, like a pirate, takes you by spreading false colours: but when once you have run your ship a-ground, the treacherous picaroon[106] loofs; so by your ruin you save yourself from slavery at least. _Enter_ Boy. _Boy._ Mrs. Lettice, here's Madam Blackacre come to wait upon her honour. [_Exeunt_ LETTICE _and_ Boy. _Man._ D'ye hear that? Let us be gone before she comes: for henceforth I'll avoid the whole damned sex for ever, and woman as a sinking ship. [_Exeunt_ MANLY _and_ FIDELIA. _Free._ And I'll stay, to revenge on her your quarrel to the sex: for out of love to her jointure, and hatred to business, I would marry her, to make an end of her thousand suits, and my thousand engagements, to the comfort of two unfortunate sort of people, my plaintiffs and her defendants, my creditors and her adversaries. _Enter_ Widow BLACKACRE, _led in by_ Major OLDFOX, _and_ JERRY BLACKACRE _following, laden with green bags._ _Wid._ 'Tis an arrant sea-ruffian; but I am glad I met with him at last, to serve him again, major; for the last service was not good in law. Boy, duck, Jerry, where is my paper of memorandums? Give me, child: so. Where is my cousin Olivia now, my kind relation? _Free._ Here is one that would be your kind relation, madam. _Wid._ What mean you, sir?