English drama (Comedy); English drama -- 17th century
_Man._ No disputing, or advice, sir, you have reason to know I am
unalterable. Go therefore presently, and write her a note, to inquire
if her assignation with you holds; and if not to be at her own house,
where else; and be importunate to gain admittance to her to-night.
Let your messenger, ere he deliver your letter, inquire first if her
husband be gone out. Go, 'tis now almost six of the clock; I expect
you back here before seven, with leave to see her then. Go, do this
dextrously, and expect the performance of my last night's promise,
never to part with you.
_Fid._ Ay, sir; but will you be sure to remember that?
_Man._ Did I ever break my word? Go, no more replies, or doubts.
[_Exit_ FIDELIA.
_Enter_ FREEMAN.
Where hast thou been?
_Free._ In the next room with my Lord Plausible and Novel.
_Man._ Ay, we came hither, because 'twas a private house; but with thee
indeed no house can be private, for thou hast that pretty quality of
the familiar fops of the town, who, in an eating-house, always keep
company with all people in't but those they came with.
_Free._ I went into their room, but to keep them, and my own fool the
squire, out of your room; but you shall be peevish now, because you
have no money. But why the devil won't you write to those we were
speaking of? Since your modesty, or your spirit, will not suffer you to
speak to 'em, to lend you money, why won't you try 'em at last that way?
_Man._ Because I know 'em already, and can bear want better than
denials, nay, than obligations.
_Free._ Deny you! they cannot. All of 'em have been your intimate
friends.
_Man._ No, they have been people only I have obliged particularly.
_Free._ Very well; therefore you ought to go to 'em the rather, sure.
_Man._ No, no. Those you have obliged most, most certainly avoid you,
when you can oblige 'em no longer; and they take your visits like so
many duns. Friends, like mistresses, are avoided for obligations past.
_Free._ Pshaw! but most of 'em are your relations; men of great fortune
and honour.
_Man._ Yes; but relations have so much honour as to think poverty
taints the blood, and disown their wanting kindred; believing, I
suppose, that as riches at first make a gentleman, the want of 'em
degrades him. But damn 'em! now I am poor, I'll anticipate their
contempt, and disown them.
_Free._ But you have many a female acquaintance whom you have been
liberal to, who may have a heart to refund to you a little, if you
would ask it: they are not all Olivias.
_Man._ Damn thee! how couldst thou think of such a thing? I would as
soon rob my footman of his wages. Besides, 'twere in vain too: for a
wench is like a box in an ordinary, receives all people's money easily,
but there is no getting, nay, shaking any out again; and he that fills
it is sure never to keep the key.
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