English drama (Comedy); English drama -- 17th century
_Ver._ You trouble me, indeed, most sensibly, when you command me
anything I cannot do. I have lately lost a great deal of money at play,
more than I can yet pay; so that not only my money, but my credit too
is gone, and know not where to borrow: but could rob a church for
you.--[_Aside._] Yet would rather end your wants by cutting your throat.
_Man._ Nay, then I doubly feel my poverty, since I'm incapable of
supplying thee. [_Embraces him._
_Ver._ But, methinks, she that granted you the last favour, (as they
call it,) should not deny you anything.
_Nov._ [_Looking in._] Hey, tarpaulin, have you done? [_Retires again._
_Ver._ I understand not that point of kindness, I confess.
_Man._ No, thou dost not understand it, and I have not time to let you
know all now; for these fools, you see, will interrupt us: but anon, at
supper, we'll laugh at leisure together at Olivia's cuckold, who took a
young fellow, that goes between his wife and me, for a woman.
_Ver._ Ha!
_Man._ Senseless, easy rascal! 'twas no wonder she chose him for a
husband; but she thought him, I thank her, fitter than me, for that
blind bearing office.
_Ver._ I could not be deceived in that long woman's hair tied up
behind, nor those infallible proofs, her pouting swelling breasts: I
have handled too many sure not to know 'em. [_Aside._
_Man._ What, you wonder the fellow could be such a blind coxcomb?
_Ver._ Yes, yes--
_Nov._ [_Looking in again._] Nay, prithee, come to us, Manly. Gad, all
the fine things one says in their company, are lost without thee.
_Man._ Away, fop! I'm busy yet. [NOVEL _retires._] You see we cannot
talk here at our ease: besides, I must be gone immediately, in order to
meeting with Olivia again to-night.
_Ver._ To-night! it cannot be, sure--
_Man._ I had an appointment just now from her.
_Ver._ For what time?
_Man._ At half an hour after seven precisely.
_Ver._ Don't you apprehend the husband?
_Man._ He! snivelling gull! he a thing to be feared! a husband! the
tamest of creatures!
_Ver._ Very fine! [_Aside._
_Man._ But, prithee, in the mean time, go try to get me some money.
Though thou art too modest to borrow for thyself, thou canst do
anything for me, I know. Go; for I must be gone to Olivia. Go, and meet
me here, anon.--Freeman, where are you? [_Exit._
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