English drama (Comedy); English drama -- 17th century
_Mrs. Cros._ Truly, your women of quality are very troublesome to their
husbands: I have heard 'em complain, they will allow them no separate
maintenance, though the honourable jilts themselves will not marry
without it.
_Mrs. Joyn._ Come, come, mistress; sometimes 'tis the craft of those
gentlemen to complain of their wives' expenses to excuse their own
narrowness to their misses; but your daughter has a gallant that can
make no excuse.
_Gripe._ So, Mrs. Joyner!--my friend, Mrs. Joyner--
_Mrs. Cros._ I hope, indeed, he'll give my daughter no cause to dun
him; for, poor wretch! she is as modest as her mother.
_Gripe._ I profess, I believe it.
_Lucy._ But I have the boldness to ask him for a treat.--Come, gallant,
we must walk towards the Mulberry-garden.
_Gripe._ So!--I am afraid, little mistress, the rooms are all taken up
by this time.
_Mrs. Joyn._ Will you shame yourself again? [_Aside to_ GRIPE.
_Lucy._ If the rooms be full we'll have an arbour.
_Gripe._ At this time of night!--besides, the waiters will ne'er come
near you.
_Lucy._ They will be observant of good customers, as we shall be. Come
along.
_Gripe._ Indeed, and verily, little mistress, I would go, but that I
should be forsworn if I did.
_Mrs. Joyn._ That's so pitiful an excuse!--
_Gripe._ In truth, I have forsworn the place ever since I was pawned
there for a reckoning.
_Lucy._ You have broken many an oath for the good old cause, and will
you boggle at one for your poor little miss? Come along.
_Enter_ Lady FLIPPANT _behind._
_L. Flip._ Unfortunate lady that I am! I have left the herd on purpose
to be chased, and have wandered this hour here; but the Park affords
not so much as a satyr for me, and (that's strange!) no Burgundy man
or drunken scourer will reel my way. The rag-women, and cinder-women,
have better luck than I.--But who are these? if this mongrel light
does not deceive me, 'tis my brother,--'tis he:--there's Joyner, too,
and two other women. I'll follow 'em. It must be he, for this world
hath nothing like him;--I know not what the devil may be in the other.
[_Exeunt._
SCENE III.--_Another part of the same._
_Enter_ Sir SIMON ADDLEPLOT, _in fine clothes_, DAPPERWIT
_and_ Mrs. MARTHA, _unseen by him at the door._
_Sir Sim._ Well, after all my seeking, I can find those I would not
find; I'm sure 'twas old Gripe, and Joyner with him, and the widow
followed. He would not have been here, but to have sought his daughter,
sure; but vigilant Dapperwit has spied them too, and has, no doubt,
secured her from him.
_Dap._ And you. [_Aside._
_Sir Sim._ The rogue is as good at hiding, as I am at stealing, a
mistress. 'Tis a vain, conceited fellow, yet I think 'tis an honest
fellow:--but, again, he is a damnable whoring fellow; and what
opportunity this air and darkness may incline 'em to, Heaven knows;
for I have heard the rogue say himself, a lady will no more show her
modesty in the dark than a Spaniard his courage.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account