English drama (Comedy); English drama -- 17th century
_Mons._ Ay, there is your complaisance: all your Englis complaisance
is pledging complaisance, _ventre!_--But if I do you reason here,
[_Takes the glass._]--will you do me reason to a little French
_chanson à boire_ I shall begin to you?--[_Sings._] _"La bouteille, la
bouteille--"_
_Mar._ [_To_ GERRARD.] I had rather keep company with a set of
wide-mouthed, drunken cathedral choristers.
_Ger._ Come, sir, drink; and he shall do you reason to your French
song, since you stand upon't.--Sing him "Arthur of Bradley," or "I am
the Duke of Norfolk."
_Mons._ Auh! _tête bleu!_--an Englis catch! fy! fy! _ventre!_--
_Ger._ He can sing no damned French song.
_Mons._ Nor can I drink the damned Englis wine. [_Sets down the glass._
_Ger._ Yes, to that lady's health, who has commanded me to wait upon
her to-morrow at her window, which looks (you say) into the inward yard
of the Ship tavern, near the end of what-d'ye-call't street.
_Mons._ Ay, ay; do you not know her? not you! _vert bleu!_
_Ger._ But, pray repeat again what she said.
_Mons._ Why, she said she is to be married to-morrow to a person of
honour, a brave gentleman, that shall be nameless, and so, and so
forth.--[_Aside._] Little does he think who 'tis!
_Ger._ And what else?
_Mons._ That if you make not your appearance before her window
to-morrow at your wonted hour of six in the morning, to forbid the
banns, you must for ever hereafter stay away and hold your tongue; for
'tis the first and last time of asking.--Ha! ha! ha!
_Ger._ 'Tis all a riddle to me: I should be unwilling to be fooled by
this coxcomb. [_Aside._
_Mons._ I won't tell him all she said, lest he should not go: I would
fain have him go for the jest's sake--Ha! ha! ha! [_Aside._
_Ger._ Her name is, you say, Hippolita, daughter to a rich Spanish
merchant.
_Mons._ Ay, ay, you don't know her, not you! _à d'autre, à d'autre, ma
foi!_--ha! ha! ha!
_Ger._ Well, I will be an easy fool for once.
_Mar._ By all means go.
_Mons._ Ay, ay, by all means go--ha! ha! ha!
_Ger._ [_Aside._] To be caught in a fool's trap--I'll venture
it.--[_Drinks to him._] Come, 'tis her health.
_Mons._ And to your good reception--_tête bleu!_--ha! ha! ha!
_Ger._ Well, monsieur, I'll say this for thee, thou hast made the best
use of three months at Paris as ever English squire did.
_Mons._ Considering I was in a dam Englis pension too.
_Mar._ Yet you have conversed with some French, I see; footmen, I
suppose, at the fencing-school? I judge it by your oaths.
_Mons._ French footmen! well, well, I had rather have the conversation
of a French footman than of an Englis 'squire; there's for you, da--
_Mar._ I beg your pardon, monsieur; I did not think the French footmen
had been so much your friends.
_Ger._ Yes, yes, I warrant they have obliged him at Paris much more
than any of their masters did. Well, there shall be no more said
against the French footmen.
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