Willow the king : $b The story of a cricket matchSnaith, J. C. (John Collis)
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Willow the king : $b The story of a cricket match
Snaith, J. C. (John Collis)
Cricket stories; England -- Fiction; Humorous stories
“It’s all jolly fine you men ragging me about my cross bat,” said poor
Miss Grace, whose face had the tawny red of a tea-rose. “But if I was
Ranjy, or Clem Hill, or Archie Trentham, or one of those big pots,
people ’ud say it was a marvellous hook stroke, and the fruit of my
wonderful original method.”
“Yes,” said her enemy of Harrow, “if you were Ranjy, or Clem Hill, or
Archie Trentham, or one of those big pots, your picture’d be in the
Jubilee Cricket Book, with you in the act of droppin’ ’em into the
cucumber frame. But as you don’t happen to be Ranjy, or Clem Hill,
or Archie Trentham, or one of those big pots, but Miss Laura Mary,
the cheekiest girl that ever put her hair in pins, your cross bat is
beastly disgusting, and cruel rough on your people. And if your father
don’t send for Shrewsbury to lick you into shape, we will, because
you’ve got to be broke in, that’s certin. Whenever I think about your
battin’, Laura,--it’s an insult to the Old Man to call you Grace,--it
makes me downright sick.”
“Gentlemen,” said the little parson, rising at this point in the
peroration and speaking in his most clergymanly intonation, “must we
not do our painful duty?”
Whereon five men stood up as one, suddenly took young Tom from
behind, and despite his struggles, bore him bodily to the biggest and
prickliest gooseberry bush in the vicinity. They deposited him on
the top of it, with what appeared unnecessary violence, and when he
wriggled himself off, he brought away a rather uncomfortable quantity
of needles in his epidermis.
CHAPTER XIII
A Case of Heredity
WHEN peace had been restored, Captain George remarked, “_Apropos_ of
the Guv’nor’s curl in the air, it’s very singular and a bit annoying
too that Grace is the only one of us who has developed it. There’s no
doubt that she’s got it. Don’t you think so, sir?”
“Undoubtedly,” said the old gentleman. “And I think it is because she
delivers the ball with a stiff arm, just as I used to do. It’s the
clearest case of heredity that I ever saw.”
“If Grace was not a girl,” said Archie, “she’d be the best bowler in
England to-day. That curl from leg of hers, when it occasionally takes
it into its head to come back from the off after it’s pitched requires
more watching than anything I know.”
“Grace, will you qualify for Kent?” said Carteret.
Miss Grace, although somewhat embarrassed by the praises of these great
men, which caused her to blush most adorably, was supremely happy. It
was honey to her to be considered on her merits as a cricketer.
“I wish this jolly leg curl was Charlie’s instead of mine,” said its
flattered owner in the most unselfish manner. “What use is it to me? If
Charlie’d got it now, Stoddy’d be obliged to take him with him in the
autumn. Or even if that young cub of a Tommy had got it, it might get
him in the county.”
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