Willow the king : $b The story of a cricket matchSnaith, J. C. (John Collis)
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Willow the king : $b The story of a cricket match
Snaith, J. C. (John Collis)
Cricket stories; England -- Fiction; Humorous stories
If the best bowler in England thought he was going to catch his
sister napping a second time he was the victim of a grievous error.
His yorkers had no terrors for her now. She got her bat down to every
individual one, and had the temerity to block one so hard that she
scored a single off it. She played a watchful and not altogether
unscientific game, and despite the fact that three men were on the
onside watching the case on behalf of the cucumber frame, she caused
the bowling to be changed four times, and stayed in fifty minutes for
sixteen. And the manner of her dismissal was decidedly unlucky. The
gallant Artilleryman going on with his lobs as a last resource, his
sister was no longer able to restrain her ardent soul: she got in a
really fine straight in the manner of her brother Archie, whereon
running in hard from the library windows, the little parson effected
one of the finest catches ever witnessed on the Rectory lawn.
Contrary to expectation the finish was desperately close. Through
my ignorance of the ground I had the misfortune to be run out for
a duck. Toddles, who succeeded, shaped beautifully, his wrist work
and knife-like cutting being a theme for general admiration. After
contributing three singles and a two, however, he lost his wicket in
a somewhat humiliating way. Grace, fielding mid-off, had by no means
forgiven him for his wonderful catch, and was evidently, to judge
by her concentrated look, biding her time. Presently, the little
parson smashed one right at her all along the carpet at a great pace.
Mid-off’s disturbed expression, and the quick way in which she turned
round apparently to pursue, clearly indicated that she had been guilty
of misfielding, and had allowed the ball to pass her. The unsuspecting
Toddles started for a run, whereon the fieldsman like a flash of light
produced the missing ball from the infinite recesses of her skirts,
returned it hard and true, and the wicket-keeper had the little parson
out by about two yards.
“I’ll teach you to refuse Halliday, and then take me, when you wouldn’t
a’ got to mine at all if you hadn’t been such a quick-footed little
brute,” cried Mid-off in triumph.
Although it was one of the most flagrant cases of deception that either
Middlesex or Gloucestershire had ever seen practised, the unfortunate
Toddles had undoubtedly received his _quietus_.
“Just the sort o’ thing a girl would do,” said T. S. M. “Beas’ly bad
form, I call it.”
“Let this be a warning to you, Tommy,” said Miss Grace, who actually
seemed to be exulting in her act. “As you’re so young, Kent’s certain
to try it on Monday. Toddles will, for one.”
“It’s worse than the Cambridge no-ball dodge,” said Carteret, coming in
last man to bat.
The finish proved exciting to a degree. Carteret was a first-class
bat in every way, who had a fine eye, and came down very hard on the
ball. Despite the correctness of the fielding, and the fine length that
Charlie kept, Gloucestershire won by one wicket.
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