Wilson's Tales of the Borders and of Scotland, Volume 02
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Wilson's Tales of the Borders and of Scotland, Volume 02
Scottish Borders (Scotland) -- Fiction
"Frank! why, isn't he asleep all this time? I haven't heard his voice
this half hour," exclaimed another.
"'Parce meum, quisquis tanges cava marmora somnum
Rumpere; sive bibas, sive lavere, tace,'"
said Elliot beseechingly.
"Come, come," said Harry, "none of your heathenish lingo over the
mahogany. Boys! I move that Frank be made to swallow a tumbler of port
for using bad language, and to make him fit company for the rest of us
honest fellows."
"_Fiat experimentum in corpore vili_," squeaked a first year medical
student, shoving the lighted end of his cigar, by mistake, into his
mouth when he had delivered his sentence, and then springing up and
sputtering out a mighty oath and a quantity of hot tobacco ashes.
"Ashes to ashes," cried Harry, filling up a tumbler to the brim; "we'll
let you off this time, as you're a fire-eater; but rally round, lads,
and see this land shark swallow his grog."
"Nay, but, my friends"----began Frank, seeing, with horror,
that the party had gathered round him, and that Harry held the glass
inexorably in his mouth.
"Get a gag rigged," shouted the young sailor; "we'll find a way into his
grog shop."
"Upon my word, Whitaker," said Frank, with a ludicrous intonation of
voice, between real anger and distress, "this is too hard on one who has
filled fairly from the first--to punish him without an inquiry into the
justice of the case."
"Jeddart justice--hang first, and judge after!" roared a student from
the sylvan banks of the Jed.
"No freeman can, under any pretence," hiccupped a young advocate, who
was unable to rise from his chair, "be condemned, except by the legal
decision of his peers, or by the law of the land. So sayeth the Magna
Charta--King John--(_hic_)--right of all free-born Englishmen--including
thereby all inhabitants of Great Britain, incorporated at the
Union--_hic_--and Ireland."
Whitaker set the tumbler down in despair, finding that his companions,
like the generality of raw students, were so completely wedded to their
pedantry, that the fine, if insisted on, would have to go all round.
"Let's have a song, Rhimeson," cried Frank, very glad to escape from
his threatened bumper, and still fearful that it might be insisted upon,
"a song extempore, as becomes a poet in his cups, and in thine own vein;
for what says Spenser?--
'For Bacchus' fruit is friend to Phoebus wise;
And when, with wine, the brain begins to sweat,
The numbers flow as fast as spring doth rise.'"
"By Jove, boys! you shall have it," cried Rhimeson, filling his glass
with unsteady hand, and muttering, from the same prince of poets--
"'Who can counsell a thirstie soule,
With patience to forbeare the offred bowle?'"
"That is the pure well of English undefiled, old fellows, and so here
goes--'The Lass we Love!'
TUNE--'_Duncan Davison._'
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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