Wilson's Tales of the Borders and of Scotland, Volume 05
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Wilson's Tales of the Borders and of Scotland, Volume 05
Scottish Borders (Scotland) -- Fiction
The rain had not ceased when Mr. Micklewhame left the Assembly Room, so
he hurried to his inn with all possible despatch. Mr. Micklewhame prided
himself on his knowledge of the principles of economy; and when he
travelled he invariably made it a point to take no more than two meals
per diem--breakfast and tea--both with a meat accompaniment; but this
evening--this particular evening--as he sat toasting his toes before an
excellent fire, in a comfortable parlour of a comfortable inn, and heard
the rain pattering against the casement, it, somehow or other, entered
into his head that a tumbler of punch would be by no means amiss. A
tumbler of punch was ordered in accordingly; after that came a second;
and a third; and--no, we can't exactly say that there was a fourth. At
all events, there was a marked inclination, first towards one side of
the staircase, and then towards the other, in Mr. Andrew Micklewhame's
ascent to his bedroom that evening. Nay, more; he attempted to kiss
Kirsty as she was depositing the candlestick upon the table; but he
missed his aim, and measured his length on the floor. By the time he was
up again, Kirsty had vanished.
Mr. Micklewhame was a little annoyed that he could not use the
precaution of bolting his door. The mysterious man, with the black
whiskers and broad shoulders, had not yet claimed his bed, although it
was pretty well on towards
"The wee short hour ayont the twal."
"I don't half like this sleeping in a double-bedded room, with a man I
never saw," he thought, but did not venture to say it aloud, lest some
one might be within ear-shot, and set him down as a coward. "I wonder,"
exclaimed he, as he proceeded to undress before the yet glowing embers
of a consumptive fire, "whether--hic--whether the f--f--fellow snores. I
sha'n't sleep, I'm sure--hic--I sha'n't--hic--sleep, if the f--f--fellow
snores."
Having delivered himself of this very sensible observation, he got into
one of the beds in the best way he could, covered himself up warm, and
fell fast asleep.
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