Wilson's Tales of the Borders and of Scotland, Volume 05
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Wilson's Tales of the Borders and of Scotland, Volume 05
Scottish Borders (Scotland) -- Fiction
And away they trudged. Both were corpulent men; but the deacon, having
been several times in the council, was by much the heavier of the two.
Down they went by the Fishmarket Close, and up the Cowgate, the deacon,
sulky and silent, meditating all the way vengeance against the provost;
but, in ascending the steep and winding Bow, his patience entirely left
him; he stopped, more than once, to wipe the perspiration from his brow,
recover his breath, and mutter curses on the head of the official. At
length, they reached the deacon's home, where his patient spouse waited
his arrival. Without uttering a word, he threw himself upon a chair,
placing his hat and wig upon a table. It was some minutes before he
recovered his breath sufficiently to answer the questions of his anxious
wife, or give vent to the anger that was consuming him. At length, to
the fifty-times put questions of--
"Deacon, what has vexed you so sorely? what has happened to keep you so
late?" he broke forth--
"What vexes me? what has kept me so late? You may, with good reason,
inquire that, woman. Our pretty provost is the sole cause. You may be
thankful that you have seen my face this night." And he commenced and
gave an exaggerated account of the immense wall that the provost had
caused to be built, from the Crames to the Royal Exchange, reaching as
high as the third story of the houses; and the great length of time he
had been detained in examining it, to discover a way to get over or
through it--all which the simple deaconess believed, and heartily joined
her husband in abusing the provost.
"Had a wall been built across the Castlehill," she said, "when the
highlandmen were in the town, and the cannon balls flying down the
street, I could have known the use of it; but to build a wall between
the Crames and the Royal Exchange, to keep the Lawnmarket and Castlehill
people from kirk and market--surely the man's mad!"
The treasurer had been for some time gone ere the worthy couple retired
to rest, big with the events that were to be transacted on the morrow,
for the downfall of the innovating provost. The morning was still grey,
the sun was not above the horizon, when the deaconess, as was her wont,
arose to begin her household duties; but, anxious to communicate the
strange conduct of the provost, in raising the wall of partition in the
city, she seized her water stoups, and hurried to the public well at the
Bowhead, to replenish them, and ease her overcharged mind of the mighty
circumstance. Early as the hour was, many of the wives of the good
citizens were already there, seated on their water stoups, and awaiting
their turn to be supplied--their shrill voices mixing with those of the
more sonorous tones of the highland water-carriers, and rising in
violent contention on the stillness of the morning, like the confusion
of Babel.
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