Wilson's Tales of the Borders and of Scotland, Volume 08
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Wilson's Tales of the Borders and of Scotland, Volume 08
Scottish Borders (Scotland) -- Fiction
"Oh, bless you, beautiful lady," she continued, "I would die of want,
were it not for angels like you;" and she whined along the floor, as if
she had followed some one.
Bill and I could not refrain from laughter.
"Does she not do it in style?" he said, exultingly. "Take the dear
creature's advice, and copy her, and you need never want a good bed and
a good diet, besides money in your fob, and be a jolly beggar."
"Are there more kinds of beggars than one?" said I.
"Oh," replied he, "there are many kinds; for instance jolly beggars,
sturdy beggars, humble beggars, and randy beggars. I had forgot the
gentle beggars; but you will see them of all description."
And away we trudged--Betsy as an old decrepid woman, and with so
well-managed a metamorphosis, that I, who saw the change effected, could
scarce believe my eyes. Bill was not the same person I had seen in the
morning; he only wanted his left arm, which was bandaged by his side,
and his leg supported at the knee by a wooden substitute for the lower
part of it.
"This," said he, "was my last cruising dress when I was among them. I
was maimed, as you see, in the gallant Admiral Hawke's own ship, when we
defeated Conflans. You may have either lost your fin there or at Cape
Breton, for our meetings are a kind of masquerade--no one knows his
fellow, but as in the character he for the time assumes."
After a few turns through dark alleys, we arrived at a low dirty-looking
public-house. As we entered, Bill whispered in my ear--
"Now, Square," said he, "this is Liberty Hall--every one eats what he
pleases, drinks what he pleases, and, I may say, speaks as he pleases.
All I advise is, do not be too ready to take or give offence. Betsy has
agreed to sit by you--be guided by her."
We entered one by one. A single flickering light was attached to the
wall; everything bespoke the most abject poverty, until we had passed
through a second small apartment, when the sound of voices, mixed with
boisterous laughter, fell upon my ears.
"We are too late, I fear," said Betsy; "the fun is begun."
The next moment the door opened--and such a scene! I did not think the
universe could have produced such a collection of apparent misery and
mutilation. The miraculous pool of Siloam, the evening before the angel
descended to trouble the waters, I really believe, never furnished such
a spectacle of incurables. To be more particular would only disgust you:
all was hilarity and vulgar enjoyment. Viands of the richest
kinds--roast fowls, and meats of all varieties--smoked on a table at one
side of the room, and which, as called for by the guests, was cut off in
proportion to the amount ordered, handed to the expectant guest, and the
money received before the plate was delivered. Some had done, and
commenced their favourite liquors; others were doing justice to the
cookery--praising, and not a few finding fault.
"What shall I have the pleasure of handing to Mr Kay?" cried the
landlord, bowing.
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