Wilson's Tales of the Borders and of Scotland, Volume 19
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Wilson's Tales of the Borders and of Scotland, Volume 19
Scottish Borders (Scotland) -- Fiction
“Only the fool your eyes have made him, lovely cruelty!” rejoined
he, following her, and extending his hand to lay hold of her arm.
“’Vast there, you chap!” cried the skipper—a round, red-faced,
jolly-looking seaman, who had observed from the helm the conduct
of Mr Stafford; “’vast there, I say—I’ll have no monkey tricks
on board o’ my ship. That young lady is under my especial care;
for, d’ye see, her father was once one o’ my owners, and so was her
husband and his father before him—and I just tell ye, ceevilly, my
canny lad, ye had better shove your boat off!”
“Fellow!” sneered Mr Stafford, surveying him with a look of
contempt, “do you know to whom you speak?”
“I neither know nor care, young gentleman,” replied the skipper;
“but I’ll let you know that neither you nor any man shall ca’ me
fellow, or use any indecent liberties on board my ship, so ye had
better take in a reef, or keep a look-out for squalls.”
“Heathen—uncivilized Laplander!” fumed Mr Stafford, stamping his
little foot upon the deck; “do you know, sir, to whom you are
opening your barbarian lips?”
“My wig! I’ll tell ye what it is, young chap,” vociferated the
skipper, “I dinna care though ye were first cousin to the flying
Dutchman; ye shall know I’m maister o’ this vessel.”
“Confound you and your vessel!” retorted the little man, stamping
more passionately than before; “dare you open your frog’s mouth to
a gentleman?”
“Ye poor singet creature!—ye miserable button top!” rejoined the
skipper, “has an insignificant object like you the assurance to
confound anybody? Are you no feared that I wry your neck about like
a cock-sparrow’s? As sure as death, sir, if ye drop another word o’
your insolence to me I’ll capsize ye under a bucket.”
“You savage!—you Greenland bear!” reiterated Mr Stafford,
brandishing his clenched fist in the face of the other; “are
gentlemen to endure the boorish insolence of a Hottentot like you?
You’ll capsize me under a bucket, will you? Look you, sir, if you
don’t ask my pardon instantly, before the whole ship’s company,
sir, I’ll put a brace of bullets through your ass’s head! I will,
sir! Do you think with your cowardly carcass to intimidate me? Were
you as big as Goliath, I’ll let you know I’m a gentleman, sir!”
“Here Jack, take the helm,” roared the skipper to one of his crew;
“and now, ye chattering morsel o’ humanity, I’ll let ye see whether
you or I be the best gentleman in this ship, at any bat!”
He sprang forward, Edward Stafford sprang back, and the passengers
sprang between them.
“Hands off, gentlemen, if you please!” said the skipper; “remember
I am master o’ this vessel. I wud wish to be civil to everybody,
but it is not in the power o’ nature to put up wi’ the impudence
o’ a creature like that; and though I’ll no hurt him—smash me! he
shall either haud his tongue, or he shall never speak more. Did ye
hear such names as I put up wi’?”
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