Wilson's Tales of the Borders and of Scotland, Volume 21
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Wilson's Tales of the Borders and of Scotland, Volume 21
Scottish Borders (Scotland) -- Fiction
The doctor had scarcely bolted his alcohol, when the door bell again
rung violently.
"There _they_ are at last!" exclaimed Walkinshaw, joyously.
And there they were, to be sure. Half-a-dozen rattling fellows all in a
lump. In they poured into Walkinshaw's room with hilarious glee.
"Ah, doctor. Oh, doctor. Here too, doctor. Hope you're well, doctor.
Glad to see you, doctor!" resounded in all quarters; for they were all
intimate acquaintances of our medical friend, and were really delighted
to see him.
To this running fire of salutation, the doctor replied by a series of
becks, bows, and smiles, and a shaking of hands, right and left, in
rapid succession.
All these, and such like preliminaries, gone through, the party took
their seats around the table, and the business of the evening began. It
soon did more: it progressed, and that most joyously. Jug followed jug
in rapid succession. The doctor got into exuberant spirits, and sung
several of his best songs, in his best manner. But alas!--
"Pleasures are," etc. etc.
They are, sweet poet, and no man could be more strongly impressed with,
or would have more readily allowed the truth and happy application of
thy beautiful similes, than the doctor, on the occasion of which we are
speaking. Enjoyment was quickly succeeded by satiety; and alert
apprehension, and quick perception, by that doziness and obfuscation of
the faculties which marks the _quantum suff._ at the festive board.
The doctor was a man who could have said with the face of clay--
"And cursed be he who first cries, Hold, enough!"
But, being but mortal, after all, his powers were not illimitable. There
was a boundary which even he could not pass, and at the same time lay
his hand on his breast and say, "I'm sober."
That boundary the doctor had now passed by a pretty good way. In plain
language, he was cut, very much cut, as was made sufficiently evident by
various little symptoms,--such as a certain thickness of speech; a
certain diffusion of dull red over the whole countenance, extending to
and including the ears, which seemed to become transparent, like a pair
of thin, flat, red pebbles; a certain look of stupidity and
non-comprehension; and a certain heaviness and lacklustreness of eye,
that gave these organs a strong resemblance to a couple of parboiled
gooseberries.
Sensible of his own condition, sensible that he could hold out no
longer, the doctor now moved, in the most intelligible language which he
could conveniently command, that the diet should be deserted _pro loco
et tempore_.
The motion was unanimously approved of; this unanimity having been
secured by the inability of several of the party, who had been rendered
_hors de combat_, to express dissent.
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