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Course, treasure huntin' was just what had lured us so far from home.
For nearly three weeks, now, that had been the big notion. But
cruisin' around in a yacht lookin' for pirate gold as sort of a freaky
lark is one thing, while actually diggin' it out and seein' it heaped
before you on the sand is another.
Maybe Captain Killam was expectin' to carry the game this far. He's
just cocky enough for that. But it's plain to see that Auntie and Mr.
Ellins had been playin' a long shot just for the sport of holdin' a
ticket and watchin' the wheel turn. As for me and Vee, we'd
pooh-poohed the idea consistent from the very start, and had only been
let in along towards the last because we'd happened to be useful. I
don't know that we was any more staggered, though, than the rest of
'em. One sure sign that Old Hickory and Auntie was excited was the
fact that they'd begun callin' each other by their given names.
"Cornelia," says he, "we've done it. We have achieved adventure."
"In spite of our gray hairs--eh, Matthew?" says she.
"In spite of everything," says Old Hickory. "True, we haven't been
shipwrecked, or endured hardship, or spilled any gore. But we have
outfaced a lot of ridicule. If the whiskered old sinners who hid away
this stuff had met as much they might have given up piracy in disgust.
Who knows?"
With that Mr. Ellins snips the end from a fat black cigar, jams his
hands in his pockets, and spreads his feet wide apart. He's costumed
in a flannel outing shirt open at the neck, and a pair of khaki
trousers stuffed into hip rubber boots with the tops turned down. Also
his grizzly hair is tousled and his face is well smeared up with soot
or something. Honest, if he'd had a patch over one eye and gold rings
in his ears he could have qualified as a bold, bad buccaneer himself.
Only there's an amiable cut-up twinkle under them shaggy brows of his,
such as I'd never seen there before.
"Killam," says he, "why don't you chortle?"
"I--I beg pardon?" says Rupert.
He's sittin' on a log, busy rollin' a cigarette, and in place of his
usual solemn air he looks satisfied and happy. That's as much as he
can seem to loosen up.
"Great pickled persimmons, man!" snorts Old Hickory. "Let's be human.
Come, we're all tickled to death, aren't we? Let's make a noise about
it, then. Torchy, can't you start something appropriate?"
"Sure!" says I. "How about doin' a war dance? Yuh-huh! Yuh-huh! Get
in step, Vee. Now we're off. Yuh-huh! Yuh-huh!"
"Fine!" says Old Hickory, droppin' in behind Vee and roarin' out the
Sagawa patter like a steam siren. "Yuh-huh! Yuh-huh! Come, Captain.
Fall in, Cornelia. Yuh-huh! Yuh-huh!"
Would you believe it? Well, Auntie does. I never thought it was in
the old girl. But say, there she is, her gray hair streamin' down over
her shoulders, her skirts grabbed up on either side, and lettin' out
the yelps easy and joyous. Even Rupert has to grin and join in.
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