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That's about all there is to be said, too. For it was odd how little
any of us felt like bein' chatty. We just stood around quiet and
watched the businesslike motions on the _Petrel_ as she stops about a
block off and proceeds to drop a boat into the water.
Projectin' prominent from one of her steel bay windows is a
wicked-lookin' gun about the size of a young water main, and behind it
a lot of jackies squintin' at us earnest. And you know how still it
seems on a boat when the engines quit. I almost jumps when someone
whispers in my ear. It's Vee.
"Now I hope Auntie's satisfied," says she.
"There's no tellin' about her," says I.
Anyway, she wasn't fannin' herself, or sniffin' smellin' salts. I'd
noticed her hail a deck steward, and the next I knew she was spoonin'
away at half a grapefruit, as calm as you please. Mr. Ellins is
indulgin' in a dry smoke. Only Mrs. Mumford, when she finally appears,
does justice to the situation. She rolls her eyes, breathes hard, and
clutches her crochet bag desperate.
The _Petrel_ people were takin' their time about things. After they
got the boat in they had to let down some side stairs, and then the
sailors waited with their oars ready until an officer in a fresh
laundered white uniform gets in and gives the signal to shove off. Our
Captain has the companionway stairs rigged, too, and there ain't a word
passed until the naval gent comes aboard. He's rather a youngish
party, with a round, good-natured face, and he seems kind of amused as
he sizes up our bunch in their early mornin' costumes.
"Pardon me," says he, touchin' his cap, "but who is in charge of this
yacht?"
"I suppose I am," says Old Hickory.
"Not a bit more than I," puts in Auntie. "And I want to tell you right
now, young man, that I consider your action in shooting off those guns
at us was--"
"I presume you recognize the United States Navy, madam?" breaks in the
officer.
"Not necessarily," snaps Auntie. "I don't in the least see why we
should, I'm sure."
"Certainly we do," corrects Old Hickory. "But, as Mrs. Hemmingway
observes, we dislike to be shot at."
"Even though you couldn't hit us," adds Auntie.
The officer grins.
"Oh, our gunners aren't as bad as that," says he. "We were merely
shooting across your bows, you know. I am Lieutenant Commander
Faulhaber, and it is part of my duty to overhaul and inspect any
suspicious acting craft."
"Why didn't you do it last night, then?" demands Auntie.
"Because we blew out a cylinder gasket," says he. "The _Petrel_ isn't
a new boat, by any means, and hardly in first-class shape. But we
managed to patch her up, you see."
"Humph!" says Auntie.
Honest, I was almost sorry for that naval gent before she got through
with him, for she sure did state her opinion, free and forcible, of his
holdin' us up this way. He stands and takes it, too, until she's all
through.
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