Villages -- England -- Fiction; Yorkshire (England) -- Fiction
"Yes'm; very much so indeed. Miss Terry is the name I gave 'er,
because she is a 'mystery.' See? Ha! ha! Very good that, eh?
Mystery--Miss Terry. Miss Terry and me, ma'am, has appeared before the
nobility, clergy and gentry of a dozen counties."
I expressed polite astonishment and inquired for Mrs. Treffit.
"My wife, ma'am, is upstairs in the chamber. If you want her I will
send for her. Miss Terry, will you convey my respects to the missis,
and ask her to step this way?" The request was accompanied by a
significant gesture in the direction of the narrow staircase, and the
dog, with an inclination of the head which might have been intended for
a bow, bounded up the steps and returned with its mistress. Its
mistress? No, I withdraw the word--with its master's wife.
She coughed a good deal as she came down, and I suggested that a short
walk in the sunshine would do her good, but she shook her head.
"I'm sorry, Miss 'Olden, but I'm that busy I couldn't leave just now.
I was wonderin' if you'd mind comin' upstairs while I get on with my
work."
"Sit down a bit, can't you?" said the man; "I want Miss Terry to show
this lady some of her tricks. You're always in such a desperate hurry,
you are."
"Someb'dy has to be in a 'urry," she replied, "when there's naught
comin' in, an' three mouths to feed, to say nothin' of the dog, which
costs nearly as much as all t' rest put together."
"You leave the dog alone," he growled; "Miss Terry brings in as much as
all t' rest put together, doesn't she?"
"I say nought against her," she answered wearily; "t' dog's right
enough, but she's bringin' nought in now."
She sat down, however, at my side, and Miss Terry proceeded to justify
her name. She dressed herself in a queer little hobble-skirt costume,
put on a hat and veil, raised a sunshade, and moved about the room in
the most amusing way. She fetched a miniature bedstead, undressed and
put herself to bed in a manner calculated to bring down the house every
time. She removed the handkerchief (a very dirty one, by the way) from
her master's pocket, sneezed, wiped her nose, and then replaced it
without apparently arousing its owner's attention. She drank out of
his glass, simulated intoxication, and fell into a seemingly drunken
sleep, with much exaggerated snoring.
And all the time Roger Treffit stood or sat, as circumstances required,
addressing the dog in the politest and most deferential terms, with the
smug smile of satisfaction threatening to cut the chin entirely, from
his face.
"Now, Miss Terry," he said in conclusion, "you must not overtire
yourself. We are very grateful for the hentertainment you have
pervided. Have the goodness to step up to the lady and say good-bye."
The dog extended a paw, and Martha and I were permitted to withdraw.
"It really is a very clever dog," I remarked, when we were alone in the
prison-like bedroom.
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