Wit and Mirth: or Pills to Purge Melancholy, Vol. 6 of 6
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Wit and Mirth: or Pills to Purge Melancholy, Vol. 6 of 6
Ballads, English; Songs, English
_Ah, ah, quid dixi FÊmella?
De hoc fama silet;
Adeo fuit casta-Bella,
Ut nemini liquet:
En Dux_ Andinus _adiit,
Illam petiturus;
Virgo vixit & obiit,
HÊc nihilominus_.
_Nec mali quid hÊc effecit,
ConscientiÊ stimulo;
Nec semet ipsam subjecit,
Christi-vicario:
At maluit magnamimis,
Sub Christi vexellis,
Pugnare cum_ Pap‚, Turcis,
_Ac multis aliis_.
_Sin mihi_ Argi _oculi,
Deessent LachrymÊ_;
ElizabethÊ _fletui,
Nuper demortuÊ,
De nata hic obdormiet,
Die novissimo:
Et tunc expergefaciet,
Pap‚ propudio_.
_The Pressing Constable. Set by Mr._ Leveridge.
[Music]
I Am a cunning Constable,
And a Bag of Warrants I have here,
To Press sufficient Men, and able,
At _Horn-castle_ to appear:
But now-a-days they're grown so cunning,
That hearing of this Martial strife;
They all away from hence are running,
_Where I miss the Man, I'll press the Wife._
Ho, who's at Home? Lo, here am I,
Good-morrow Neighbour. Welcome, Sir;
Where is your Husband? Why truly
He's gone abroad, a Journey far:
Do you not know when he comes back?
See how these Cowards fly for Life!
The King for Soldiers must not lack,
_If I miss the Man, I'll take the Wife._
Shew me by what Authority
You do it? Pray Sir, let me know;
It is sufficient for to see,
The Warrant hangs in Bag below:
Then pull it out, if it be strong,
With you I will not stand at strife:
My Warrant is as broad as long,
_If I miss the Man, I'll Press the Wife._
Now you have Prest me and are gone,
Please you but let me know your Name;
That when my Husband he comes home,
I may declare to him the same:
My Name is Captain _Ward_, I say,
I ne'er fear'd Man in all my life:
The King for Soldiers must not stay,
_Missing the Man, I'll Press the Wife._
_The same in_ LATIN.
_Astutus Constabularius,
Mandata gero in tergore:
Cincturos evocaturus_,
Cornu-Castello _affore:
At hodiË adeÚ sapiunt,
Audit‚ lite Bellic‚,
Omnes abhinc profugiunt_,
Virum supplebit F[oe]mina.
_Ecquisnam domi En ego
Salve. Sis salvus, Domine:
Ubinam Vir est? Haud nego,
Procul abest in itinere:
N‡m es ignara redit˚s?
Ut fugiunt pro tutamine!
Non egeat Rex Militibus_,
Viros supplebunt F[oe]minÊ.
_HÊc quo Guaranto factitas,
AmbÚ dicas, Domine?
Sufficiat ut videas,
Quod pendet abdomine;
Educas, si vim habeat,
Tecum nolam certamina,
Pro ratione, voluntas stat_,
Virum supplebit F[oe]minÊ.
_Compress‚ me, ituro te,
Si placet, reddas nomina.
Sic ut reverso conjuge,
Illi declarem omnia_,
Ward _ducor Capitaneus,
Sat notus pro magnanime
Non egeat Rex milibus_,
Viros supplebunt F[oe]minÊ.
_A_ SONG. _Set by Mr._ LEVERIDGE.
[Music]
Love is a Bauble,
No Man is able,
To say, it is this, or 'tis that;
An idle Passion,
Of such a Fashion,
'Tis like I cannot tell what.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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