With the Lost Legion in New ZealandHamilton-Browne, G.
History
With the Lost Legion in New Zealand
Hamilton-Browne, G.
Māori (New Zealand people); New Zealand -- History
Well, the night waxed late; the camp, prisoners and everyone, with
the exception of the guard, the Colonel, myself and two other
officers being fast asleep. We officers were writing and drawing,
in fact assisting the O.C. with despatches that had to be forwarded
next day, when all at once we were disturbed by yells of terror and
consternation. To seize our revolvers and dash out of the tent was the
work of a moment, and we were in time to see the men spring to their
arms, while out through the flimsy walls of the raupo-built hut burst
the yelling Hau Haus.
In a moment they were seized, in fact they made not the slightest
attempt to run away, and in a few minutes were paraded before the
indignant O.C., who sternly demanded, “What the hades they meant by
making such an infernal clamour and trying to escape?”
To the charge of attempting to get away, a hoary-headed old cannibal
offered an indignant denial, and as for the clamour and hut-breaking,
that he declared was the Colonel’s own fault, as why had he shut them
up with the devil.
This defence amounting almost to a countercharge, made the Colonel open
his eyes. He was essentially a just man, and his great knowledge of
Maori character at once led him to believe that something out of the
common must have happened, so he ordered the sentry to be called, who
turned out to be the Duke of Limbs. On his stepping forth, the O.C.
demanded the reason of the turmoil.
Now the Colonel was quite ignorant of the Duke’s gifts, and he started
back, rubbing his eyes, but saying nothing, for, as he afterwards
confided to me, he thought he must have been mistaken when in the
dim light it appeared to him that the trooper, standing rigidly to
attention, all of a sudden elevated his right leg and scratched the
back of his head with his spur, at the same time answering in a most
lugubrious voice:
“Sir, I went on sentry at ten P.M. as second relief. I counted the
prisoners, saw the lamp was trimmed and then as the roof of the whare
was too low for me to stand upright I seated myself with my back to
the door and watched the natives. At eleven-thirty, sir, that old man
woke up and looked at me, when he immediately started yelling, which
roused the rest of the heathens, who all started yelling, jumping up
at the same time and bursting through the walls of the hut. I gave
the alarm and caught one by the leg, but he back-kicked me so hard in
the midriff I was forced to let him go. I did not use my weapons as I
feared injuring my own comrades, whom I knew to be outside, and whose
presence rendered escape impossible.”
“Quite right,” quoth the Colonel, but after listening to a long speech
from the ancient man-eater he continued: “It’s very extraordinary, but
the natives swear you are the devil and frightened them. What have you
got to say to that?”
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